These Items are so uninteresting I barely have the energy to type

DVD

The L Word: complete fourth season starring [the same people as last time]. L.A. lesbians lock lips and love alliteration.

The Great Circus Parade 2009: Wisconsin national treasure. Sell the house.

Fiction

The Other Side of Blue by Valerie O. Patterson. I don't care. Neither do you. Sell the car.

Large Print

Wolf at the Door by Jack Higgins. Sell the kids.

Find Someone Else

Forget it by I'm Never Coming Back. Forget it.