Friday, March 30, 2012

Bleed for Me Acoustically on the Picket Line

DVD

A Dangerous Method starring Keira Knightley, Michael Fassbender. Knightly plays crazy patient receiving treatment by Carl Jung. This is a David Cronenberg flick so assume weirdness mixed with sexuality.



Fiction

Picket Line by Breena Wiederhoft. Former Wisconsin lady moves to Oregon and writes a comic book novel. Plot: Gal moves to Northern California and gets caught in battle between developer and environmentalists. Wiederhoft made a very good book trailer.



Waking Hours by Lis Wiehl. Some sort of novel with demons. Teen girl is killed and only suspects are the other teens that were at the same party. Forensic psychiatrist and former linebacker are having supernatural experiences related to the murder.

Bleed for Me by Michael Robotham. Robotham does good work and his books circ' well here. Psychologist answers his front door to find his daughter's friend covered in blood. The teen girl remembers nothing but the blood is from her dead father.

NonFiction

Play Acoustic: the complete guide to mastering acoustic guitar styles by Dave Hunter. Comes with two CDs and a spiral binding so the sucker lays flat.

Top 10 San Diego by Pamela Barrus. Top 10 lists of things to do and see. I always like to stay in my hotel room and watch local television stations.

Thursday, March 29, 2012

Variety Pack With Guns and a Liebenow

Music on Thin Discs With a Center Hole

Welcome to Condale by Summer Camp. I don't recall why I ordered this. I must have seen a catalog listing or sales rank. Maybe I heard a tune on BBC 6.



X 2011: Christian rock hits by [lots of people]. 16 tunes of singers singing rock hymns.



NonFiction

Mountains of Light: seasons of reflection in Yosemite by R. Mark Liebenow. A natural tour of Yosemite as "Liebenow calls on the spirit and legacy of John Muir to rediscover nature and recover his own exuberance for life."

Gun Digest Book of the AR-15: Volume 3 by Patrick Sweeney. Rifle reviews, caliber commentaries, fancy photographs.

Baltimore: the plague ships: volume one by Mike Mignola. Comic book novel set in 1916 France with zombies or something. Mignola is best known for the Hell Boy comic series.

Audiobook on CD

Drift: the unmooring of American military power by Rachel Maddow. 6 CDs at 7.5 hours. One of those authors people love or hate depending on political affiliation.

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

The Complete Louie is a Satanic Highway Patrolman

DVD

Highway Patrolman starring [Mexican Actors]. Back in the pre-internet 1980s and 1990s all I could rely on for movie news was the video store rack, The New Yorker, and Roger Ebert's annual compendiums. I don't recall how I heard about this one but I know I read a review somewhere and it only took 20 years for me to get my hands on a copy.

Plot: Pedro is a young, naive rookie highway patrolman who runs into corruption and poverty in rural Mexico. (The only one of two clips I could find.)



Louis: the complete first season starring Louie C.K. fighting with Nick DePaolo. I posted this before but had to return a defective DVD.

My Week With Marilyn starring Michelle Williams and Kenneth Branagh. Go-fer chauffeurs Marilyn Monroe around.



NonFiction

Satan Is Real: the ballad of the Louvin Brothers by Charlie Louvin with Benjamin Whitmer. I read about this online. "The beautiful and tragic saga of the Louvin Brothers - one of the most legendary country duos of all time." The Louvin Brothers became a very minor internet sensation due to an old album cover from which the book is named.

Large Print

The Thief by Clive Cussler. "An Isaac Bell Adventure." Something sinks.

Passing Love by Jacqueline E. Luckett. Better than passing on a cold. According to the cover this is set in Paris. Paris, France. Not Paris, Texas.

Little Girl Gone by Drusilla Campbell. Cover has a photo of a bored pit bull and a girl.

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Joe Lansdale Returns

Fiction

Edge of Dark Water by Joe R. Lansdale. Teens want to dig up dead friend to cremate her and take her ashes to Hollywood. This is a Lansdale novel so violence is sure to ensue.

Chomp by Carl Hiassen. Alligator wranglers son goes along when dad hired to help a reality tv show. Humor ensues.

Guilty Wives by James Patterson and David Ellis. Four women are living the high roller life during a long weekend in Monte Carlo. All four women awake on a yacht surrounded by police and charged with murder. Tension ensues.

Elegy for Eddie by Jacqueline Winspear. Fruit seller in 1933 London is killed. Maisie Dobbs investigation ensues.

Letter From A Stranger by Barbara Taylor Bradford. Gal discovers her grandmother is alive ten years after she was thought dead. Investigation ensues.

Buried in Buttercream by G.A. McKevett. Hollywood P.I. Savannah hires an insufferable woman as her wedding planner. Wedding Planner found dead in Savannah's pool. Sleuthing ensues.

The Unseen by Heather Graham. A Texas Ranger and a U.S. Marshal in present day San Antonio use their paranormal powers to investigate murders that include long missing bodies from the past. Ghostliness ensues.

Betrayal by Danielle Steel. Film director discovers someone has been embezzling. Ghost writing ensues.

Monday, March 26, 2012

93.5 Hours of Books and 3 Music CDs

Music on Round, Shiny, Thin Things

Cornershop and the Double-O Groove Of by Cornershop. British song singers.

WOW Hits 2012 by [bunch of people]. "30 of today's top Christian artists and hits" sing songs.

Minnesota Lumberjack Songs by Brian Miller. Gopher trills tunes.

Books on Compact Disc, The New Wave in Sound Technology

Game of Thrones by George R.R. Martin. 28 CDs at 33.5 hours. I read that the mini-series has a lot of nudity. This makes sense since young men tend to read a lot of fantasy novels. That short guy, Peter Dinklage, always does some good acting.

A Clash of Kings by George R.R. Martin. 31 CDs at 37 hours.
Tell All by Chuck Palahniuk. 5 CDs at 5.5 hours. This was on sale. Some humor novel set in "old Hollywood". Should the quote go before or after the period?

Private Lives of Pippa Lee by Rebecca Miller. 6 CDs at 7.5 hours. 50-year-old wife and her husband have moved to a smaller home in anticipation of retirement. Pippa's wild life from 30 years ago "has begun to seep in and invade her present."

Information Officer by Mark Mills. 8 CDs at 10 hours. Spy drama set on Malta during WWII while the island is under siege by the dirty, rotten, filthy, stinking nazis. I listened to this and thought the story was OK. But, Mills does a fantastic job with the setting.

Friday, March 23, 2012

Music, Spies, Muppets, and Cliffs

DVD

A Lonely Place to Die starring [people you never heard of]. Climbers discover a 8-year-old girl hidden on mountain top. They help girl and are followed by kidnappers and the mercenaries the girl's mob father sent to get her. This line is on the cover, "Alison, the group leader, convices her crew to rescue her." Free tip: if you have to convince your pals to rescue a "terrified, dehydrated" girl you need different friends.



Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy starring Gary Oldman, Colin Firth, Tom Hardy, John Hurt. A retired spy is brought back by the British service to hunt down a mole.



The Muppets starring Jason Segel and Amy Adams. Muppets make mirth mocking monied madman.



Hugo starring [kid actors]. I'm not sure what this is about. I never read the book.



Adventures of Tintin starring CGI Characters. Young journalist lives adventurously.



Music on Plastic Disc With a Shiny Side

Chickenfoot III by Chickenfoot. What's a nice way to this...? Rock-star rejects reform? Mature men madly make music?

84.85 Hours of Audio Excitement

Audiobooks on CD

The Black Arrow by Robert Louis Stevenson. 7 CDs at 8.5 hours. Young orphan discovers his guardian killed the orphan's father. Orphan joins the fellowship of the Black Arrow for vengeance during the War of the Roses.

At Last Comes Love by Mary Balogh. 9 CDs at 11 hours. These romance novels always have pretty models on the cover. Am I supposed to believe that gals who look like that are having trouble finding dudes?

Deadly Game by Christine Feehan. 11 CDs at 13.25 hours. Another one of those ghosts and vampires and werewolves and witches kind of books.

A Perfect Blood by Kim Harrison. 13 CDs at 17 hours. The cover model on this one is leaning over and showing cleavage so you can assume it is not one of those Amish romances. Some scary guy in the background is veiled in fog.

The Lady Most Likely... by Julia Quinn, Eloisa James, and Connie Brockway. 7 CDs at 8.6 hours. "A novel in three parts." Looks like each author tells the story from a different character. The model on this cover has her back to the reader and is wearing some fancy 1890s dress.

The Mormon People: the making of an American faith by Matthew Bowman. 9 CDs at 11.5 hours. I was going to write that this is probably not that exciting but considering that everyone was trying to kill the Mormons until they hit Utah this has some great potential.

Raylan by Elmore Leonard. 5 CDs at 6.5 hours. Guess who is behind on episodes of Justified? That is correct, I am behind on episodes of Justified. Every time I watch that show I think I should by another Glock.

Stop Acting Rich: ...and start living like a real millionaire by Thomas J. Stanley. 7 CDs at 8.5 hours. His advice? Don't spend any money. But, how will I buy a new Glock? How about a used one?

Thursday, March 22, 2012

Bunch of Movies

DVD

Melancholia starring Kirsten Dunst. Justine's wedding is difficult for her to enjoy when Earth is about to end. Approved by famed novelist Tom Piccirilli.



Young Adult starring Charlize Theron, Patton Oswalt. YA writer returns to 20 year high school homecoming but has still not adjusted to adulthood. Remember when every Charlize Theron movie included her in at least one nude scene? You could depend on it, "Oh, a Charlize Theron movie. We can see her topless again."



3=1: the films of Jan Sharp. Three documentaries by filmmaker Jan Sharp. "All my life I've been making documentaries that were intrusive, where I've seduced people into revealing themselves for the good of others."



Moneyball starring Brad Pitt, Jonah Hill, Philip Seymour Hoffman. You know about this one already. Here.

A Very Harold and Kumar Christmas starring John Cho and Kal Penn. Neil Patrick Harris is insane.



J. Edgar starring Leonardo DiCaprio, Naomi Watts. Naomi Watts? I didn't know she is in this, I may watch it now.



Celtic Thunder: Voyage starring [singing Irish guys]. Irish guys sings songs to swoon skirts.



Elite Squad: the enemy within starring [Brazilians]. Rio de Janeiro's Special Police Operations Battallion is more infantry than police.When the unit's leader starts to stop the vicious gangs he he inadvertently opens a path for corrupt cops.

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Make Believe

Fiction

Fall From Grace by Richard North Patterson. Son founds out recently dead father had many secrets. Son starts to hide evidence that a family may have murdered the dad.

Born to Darkness by Suzanne Brockman. Judging by the cover a guy and spend time exercising at night in New York. The flyleaf has some former commando hired as a test subject in a telekinesis lab.

Another Piece of Heart my Jane Green. (I've never given much of a dang about Janis Joplin or her music. So there.) 37-year-old gal marries guy with kids. One kid hates the new wife.

Stay Close by Harlan Coben. "Three people living lives they never wanted, hiding secrets that even those closest to them would never suspect, will find that the past never truly fades away."

Phantom by Ted Bell. Some sort of sailboat.

Force of Nature by C.J. Box. Some guy wants to silence someone else regarding something from 12 years previous.

NonFiction

Some Assembly Required: a journal of my son's first son by Anne Lamott with Sam Lamott.

Monday, March 19, 2012

Glock Married Jesus in the Wild

NonFiction

Glock: the story of America's gun by Paul M. Barrett. the fascinating story of a guy who decided to compete for an Austrian Army contract and won. The revolution in arms design, marketing, and intense business competition. I had a Glock 22 but .40 ammo was too darn expensive compared to 9mm. I saw an ad some used model 21 pistols but .45 ammo is even more expensive than .40.

Marriage Rules: a manual for the married and the coupled up by Harriet Lerner, Ph.D. 106 rules including: Avoid Cutoffs, Apologize, Be Experimental, so on, so forth.

Simply Jesus: a new vision of who He was, what He did, and why He matters by N.T. Wright. No photos.

Wild: from lost to found on the Pacific Crest Trail by Cheryl Strayed. One of those books where someone loses or job or marriage and decides to make a long trip. You go hiking for months and cannot take one measly little photo to put in your book?

Monthly Allottment of Large Print

Large Print Fiction

Fear Index by Robert Harris. Physicist figures financial fix for falutin' figurers.

My Wicked Little Lies by Victoria Alexander. Romance.

Celebrity in Death by J.D. Robb. Book.

Jaguar by T. Jefferson Parker. I just read some praise about Parker's Hood series.

Friday, March 16, 2012

My Allergies Are Winning

More Music

Home by Dierks Bentley. Some country guy.

Emotional Traffic by Tim McGraw. Another country guy.

A Different Kind of Truth by Van Halen. Go online to read complaints by long-time fans.

El Camino by The Black Keys. Rock guys from Ohio.

The Descendants: music from the motion picture. I read a recommendation.

Thursday, March 15, 2012

Ringo Franklin Now

Digital Messages Are Embedded Onto The Reflective Surface.

2012 by Ringo Starr. Drummer sings songs.



Now That's What I Call Music! 41 by [Hey, I actually heard of a few of these people].



Knew You Were Waiting: the best of Aretha Franklin, 1980-1998 by Aretha Franklin. Singer sings '80s tripe.

Bunch of Movies

DVD

Martha Marcy May Marlene starring Elizabeth Olsen. A "gripping psychological thriller" according to the box.



The Confession starring Kiefer Sutherland and John Hurt. A "unique tale of redemption" according to the box.



The Big Year starring Steve Martin, Owen Wilson, Jack Black. A "smart, funny comedy" according to the box.

The movie trailer is awful. Here is something else.


Hell and Back Again featuring Sergeant Nathan Harris and his family. A "unprecedented exploration of the moving image" according to the box.



The Guard starring Brendan Gleeson and Don Cheadle. A "fish-out-of-water tale of murder" according to the box.



Courageous starring [no actor names listed]. A "deleted scenes" according to the box.



The Hammer starring Raymond J. Berry. A "This product is authorized for sale in the USA only" according to the box cover.

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Have You Hugged Your Motorcycle Today?

NonFiction

Legendary Motorcycles by Luigi Corbetta. Coffee table book full of motorcycles, motorcycle riders, motorcycle adverts, and reinforcing tape so the book will not fall apart.

McGraw-Hill's ACT: 2012 edition. Pass the exam. Get into a highly regarded college. Graduate college. Move back home.

McGraw-Hill's SAT: 2012 edition. Look for a job. Drink fancy beer you cannot afford. Take GRE. Pass GRE. Get into a highly regarded graduate school.

Thursday, March 08, 2012

Large Print Disease

DVD

Contagion starring [many big name actors]. Big name actors pretend to die. Other big name actors pretend to heal the sick.



Large Print

Kill Shot by Vince "Killer Flu" Flynn. Thriller novel with an assassin character.

Home Front by Kristin "Death On Heels" Hannah. Mom serves in Iraq while Dad watches the kids. Mom is changed.

Roam by Alan "Not Lazarus" Lazar. Something about a dog on a wooden bench according to the cover.

Sunrise on Cedar Key by Terri DuLong-"ing for Death". Grace starts her personal and business lives over on Cedar Key Island.

The Summer Garden by Sherryl "Bury'em In The" Woods. Something to do with Ireland, the state of Virginia, and romance.

Wednesday, March 07, 2012

Miami Basketball House

NonFiction

Insiders' Guide to Miami by Dara Bramson.

Don't Put Me In, Coach: my incredible NCAA journey from the end of the bench to the end of the bench by Mark Titus. Titus is the winningest player in NCAA basketball history with a Big Ten titles, a Final Four appearance and 9 career points.

No Biking in the House Without a Helmet by Melissa Fay Greene. The Greene family had four biological children, "We so loved raising our four children by birth, we didn't want to stop. When the clock started to run down on the home team, we brought in ringers."

Tuesday, March 06, 2012

Garfield, Golob and Guns.

NonFiction

Garfield Fat Cat 3-Pack: Volume 8 by Jim Davis. Kids love these compendiums. Includes Garfield Blots Out the Sun, Garfield Goes Bananas, Garfield Large and In Charge.

Garfield Fat Cat 3-Pack: Volume 6 by Jim Davis. With Garfield Rounds Out, Garfield Chews the Fat, Garfield Goes to Waist.

Garfield Fat Cat 3-Pack: Volume 4 by Jim Davis. Has Garfield Makes It Big, Garfield Rolls On, Garfield Out to Lunch.

Shoot: Your Guide to Shooting and Competition by Julie Golob. Golob, nee Goloski, is a professional shooter and former member of the U.S. Army Marksmanship Unit. There is a book trailer but it is kinda boring. Here is a competition video instead.



77 Reasons Why Your Book Was Rejected: (and how to make sure it won't happen again!) by Mike Nappa. Recommended by Bill Crider. Reason #57: You Have A Sales History and it Sucks. Reason #29: you stink at grammar and spelling.

Midnight Rising: John Brown and the raid that sparked the Civil War by Tony Horwitz. Horwitz mines the Civil War again. Before I traveled to Australia for a semester of college I looked around at Australia books. I found a $1.00 copy of Horwitz's One For the Road about hitchhiking the circumference of Australia. I still have it at home.

Blue Nights by Joan Didion. Didion's daughter dies.

Family Circle Family Dinners by Linda Fear, Editor in Chief. Recipes for food.

One Pot and Stews: amazingly tasty...surprisingly simple! by No Name Conglomerate. I may have just weeded a one pot recipe book.

Gun Digest Book of the Tactical Rifle by Patrick Sweeney. Guns.

Four Fables

Fiction

The Killing Way by Tony Hays. Arthur is close to being elected supreme King of Britian but a murdered girl is blamed on Merlin. Mad Malgwyn, Arthur's the one armed scribe, is requested to clear Merlin. Malgwyn despises Arthur for rescuing him from a battlefield death.

Poison Flower by Thomas Perry. Does this guy write spy thrillers as well? Maybe that is another guy, Perry won an Edgar Award.

Weird Photo by Internet Serendipity. While searching for a photo of Perry with an Edgar this shot of Michael Chabon (by the Austin Statesman) appeared




The Thief by Clive Cussler and Justin Bell. More aquatic adventures.

Illusion by Frank Peretti. More suspense by Peretti. I assume this is a Christian themed novel like his previous ones.