Strange Candy by Laurell K. Hamilton. The queen of vampire sex novels publishes this short story collection. Random paragraph: Gannon the Sorcerer was tall, as tall as Sidra. His hair was yellow, his eyes the fresh blue of spring skies. But his face was set in cynical lines, as if he had seen too much of the world, and it all disappointed him. Today his eyes held anger and sorrow.
EDIT: Dang! This books is not new, it is from 2006! The spine label was replaced and I thought the book was new.
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