I have brewed the strongest coffee in existence. Don't be fooled by the color. I put a spoon in the mug and the spoon stuck straight up and down...until the acids burned the metal away.

Fiction
Through the Evil Days by Julia Spencer Fleming. The dustcover says: On a frigid January night...a raging fire...needs...a scolding.
Accused by Lisa Scottolin. The dustcover says: Mary...has just been...beekeeping...and...seen fleeing...an underdog.
Minor Adjustment Beauty Salon by Alexander McCall Smith. The dustcover says: Precious Ramotswe...has...a...Minor Adjustment...at the office.
No Man's Nightingale by Ruth Rendell. The dustcover says: A female vicar...has...a...murky...eye.
Audiobook on CD
Abominable by Dan Simmons. 24 CDs at 29.5 hours. Climbers paid to climb Mount Everest in 1925 to find a missing man. They are followed by something.
Large Print
Dark Witch by Nora Roberts.
Mirage by Clive Cussler.