Friday, December 16, 2011

Three Discs

Music on CD

Mylo Xyloto by Cold Play. Singer sings songs while band plays instruments.

Audiobook on MP3 CD

A Monster Calls by Patrick Ness. One MP3 CD at 4 hours. A monster story.

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Aliens, Horses, Cars, More Large Print


Cowboys and Aliens with James Bond, Han Solo, ThatOneGuyWhoDoes AlltheIndianRoles. Aliens attack and eat all the horses. Maybe. I have not seen it. I'm not posting a trailer either.

Top Gear 15 starring The Spaniel, The Short One, The Grouchy One. My kids have seen all these multiple times. I should take this home to watch the outtakes.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows, Part Two starring [all the same people]. I bought the DVD and Blu-Ray combo pack.

Audiobook on CD

Clodhopper Monologues by Michael Perry. Two CDs, no time listed. Pig and chicken farmer tells tales of family life, farm life, and EMT life. Perry is renowned for his public readings. Samples.

Large Print

Love in the Afternoon by Lisa Kleypas.

Inverted Forest by John Dalton.

White Truffles in Winter by N.M. Kelby

Another Try

What to Read 45: Christa Faust and Megan Abbott

What to Read

Choke Hold by Christa Faust and The End of Everything by Megan Abbott.

Interesting Fact One: Abbott did not tell me to take a hike during either of the two occasions we spoke.
Interesting Fact Two: Faust has a small pet dog. Her items in the catalog.

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

A Mountain Of Large Print to Crush Your Puny Skull

Large Print

Devils' Gate by Clive Cussler and Graham Brown. Your scrawny hide will burn under the mighty Cussler gaze.

V is Vengeance by Sue Grafton. V is for the vicodin you will need from the beating.

The Dovekeepers by Alice Hoffman. Trained doves will peck your eyes out.

Christmas Treasures by Thomas Kinkade and Katherine Spencer. The treasures are tree ornaments made from your fingers and toes.

Plain and Fancy Christmas by Cynthia Keller. You will run screaming.

The Vault by Ruth Rendell. They will capture and imprison you.

Cain by Jose Saramago. Cain's punishment is luxury compared to your future.

An O'Brien Family Christmas by Sherryl Woods. Sherryl Woods will fly like a hawk from her home in Florida to pounce on you as if you were a lowly field mouse. You are prey for the predator. A raptor's bodily waste.

Come A Little Closer by Dorothy Garlock. Or go farther away. It does not matter. Escape is futile.

Red Mist by Patricia Cornwell. Need I elaborate?


Red Summer:the summer of 1919 and the awakening of black America by Cameron McWhirter. Your future if they allow you to survive that long.


Diving the Wreck by Kristine Kathryn Rusch. We don't have much scifi here at Lake Mills. The books are too dangerous to weakling like yourself.

Flee: a thriller by J.A. Konrath and Ann Voss Peterson. Konrath will write long-winded blog posts about your wasted allegiance to traditional publishing.

The Drop by Michael Connelly. The feeling in your stomach as you see what awaits.

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Musical Interlude, Part Two

Musical Interlude, Part Two

Alex Winston's song about her childhood Elvis doll. I'm doing paperwork and listening to music.

Musical Interlude

Musical Interlude

Old guys singing old song. Noel Crombie looks the same as 30 years ago.