Friday, June 05, 2009

I'm Sick of All These Vampire Books

Fiction

Fugitive by Phillip Margolin. Guy rescues prison warden in riot, flees to African dictatorship when accused of a murder, flees Africa after screwing dictator's wife, goes on trial in US with dictator and real murderer from before trying to kill him.

Matters of the Heart by [supposedly] Danielle Steel. Crap.

Medusa by Clive Cussler with Paul Kempros. Don't care.

The Lovers by John Connolly. I cannot keep Connolly and Connelly straight.

Skin Trade by Laurell K. Hamilton. Vampires humping vampires humping werewolves while killing each other.

Undead and Unwelcome by MaryJanice Davidson. Vampires and werewolves have sex and romance.

The Story Sisters by Alice Hoffman. "At one a coming-of-age tale, a family saga, and a love story of erotic longing." Presumably there are no vampires.

Non Fiction


Resilience by Elizabeth Edwards. "My famous husband cheated on me with some blond. May as well write a book."

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