Pieces of Paper Bound Together with Glue and Thread

Fiction

Wrecked by Carol Higgins Clark. This has a release date of 13 April. So you have to wait. I don't need to wait because I won't read it. "A Reagan Reilly mystery."

From the Grounds Up by Sandra Balzo. Another coffee shop mystery.

The Shadow of Your Smile by Mary Higgins Clark. Also releasing on April 13. Also not being read by me.

Shameless by Karen Robards. 13th. No read.

Bride Collector by Ted Dekker. Same as above.

Beatrice and Virgil by Yann Martin. Also 13 April but I might read it or listen to it.

Large Print

Deep Shadow by Randy Wayne White.

Mornings in Jenin by Susan Abulhawa. That's a tough one to type.

Mennonite in a Little Black Dress by Rhoda Janzen. I'm betting Mennonite women do not shave their legs so you better hope that hemline is low.

Out of Body by Stella Cameron.

Summer Hideaway by Susan Wiggs.

NonFiction

Fodor's Southern California, 2010. As if you're going to go surfing with the lanky model chicks on the cover.

Fodor's Toronto, 2010. As if you're going to hang out with the hipsters at their outdoor cafe.

Fodor's Northern California, 2010. As if you're going to take a winery tour into the vineyards rather than sit your lazy ass down in a tasting room and complain about the heat.

Fodor's California, 2009. As it your going to find any stretch of Highway 1 not crammed with cars as you toodle along in a red convertible.

Saylor's Lake Mills, 2010. As if you're going to do anything of interest this summer aside from march in the Town and Country Days parade and give push starts for Boy #2's bicycle. Did you even go swimming in the lake last year? Don't start to pretend you'll do the zombie shoot in MN.