Monday, April 15, 2013

Ten Movies, but Fourteen Discs


Skyfall starring Daniel Craig and other English.  Super spy guy in the sky.

The Hobbit: an unexpected journey starring Hobbits, Dwarves.  Road trip movie of wacky short guys and a crazy old guy.

Zero Dark Thirty starring That One Guy and That One Gal.  A brave helicopter thinks he can, thinks he can, and thinks he can and then crashes onto a wall.

Friends With Kids starring Actors.  A sad sack adult's only friends are children.

Iron Lady starring Meryl Streep.  Meryl Streep pretends to be a politician. Len Price was not a fan.

Silent Hill: Revelation starring Sean Bean.  Sean Bean and Malcolm McDowell.  Malcolm McDowell? In a horror movie?  Remember Blue Thunder?

Bully starring High School Kids.  Christa Faust wrote that this is good.

Killing Them Softly starring Brad Pitt and a Mossberg shotgun.  Brad Pitt wears lots of hair products and kills people.

Parental Guidance starring Billy Crystal and Bette Midler, Mairsa Tomei, and That Guy From That Thing You Do and Southland.

21 Jump Street starring Hip Actors.  Hip Actors pretend to be high school students.  Hijinks.

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