Fiction
The Money Shot by Stuarts Woods Literary Industries, Amalgamated and Parnell Hall. Mystery man Teddy Fay is helping a movie studio that is being blackmailed. Or extorted. I did not read the dust cover that closely.
Abandoned by Allison Brennan. Wow. This is Brennan's 32nd novel.
The King Tides by James Swain. Former Navy SEAL helps out women being stalked. You what this reminds me of? This:
NonFiction
Infamous Mothers: women who've gone through the belly of hell... and brought something good back by Sagashus T. Levingston. Photographic portraits of women who've overcome really tough adversities with articles on each woman. Levingston is from Madison. The book is very nicely printed and bound; that makes sense because this is a coffee table book.
AudioBook on CD
Kian by Melody Anne. 7 CDs at 8 hours. Some kind of romance. This was one has a super rich surgeon and some daughter and blah blah blah.
The Other Side of the Sun by Madeline L'Engle. 11 CDs at 13 hours. Southern gothic published in 1970. I must have bought a reprint or sale item.
Large Print
L.D. Fargo Public Library in Lake Mills, WI 120 East Madison Street, Lake Mills, WI 53551 920.648.2166
Thursday, August 16, 2018
Things
Fiction
Four Funerals and Maybe a Wedding by Rhys Bowen. According to the dustcover Bowen lives in Northern California and Arizona. Bowen does not live in Illinois. Or Alberta. Or East Timor.
Good Luck With That by Kristin Higgins. Something about people conquering their fears. Higgins lives in Connecticut. I like to pronounce Connecticut as Con-Neck-Tick-Ut. Higgins does not live in Sao Paulo. Or Bologna. Or Arkansas.
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Four Funerals and Maybe a Wedding by Rhys Bowen. According to the dustcover Bowen lives in Northern California and Arizona. Bowen does not live in Illinois. Or Alberta. Or East Timor.
Good Luck With That by Kristin Higgins. Something about people conquering their fears. Higgins lives in Connecticut. I like to pronounce Connecticut as Con-Neck-Tick-Ut. Higgins does not live in Sao Paulo. Or Bologna. Or Arkansas.
Large Print
Friday, August 03, 2018
Brent Hartinger is Traveling the World
DVD
Geography Club starring [many teen actors]. What the heck is the deal with this? I thought for sure we already owned a copy of this film. I just checked and I ordered this at the end of July. How the freaking heck did I not order this earlier? Because, I've read several of Big Shot World Traveler Hartinger's novels.
13 Reasons Why: Season One starring[actors]. Something about a teen suicide and letters she left behind. I'm not sure. Last I read on Hartinger's Twitter he is living in Bulgaria for a few months.
7 Days in Entebbe starring Daniel Bruhle and Rosamunde Pike. I don't know if Hartinger and husband will be going to Uganda.
NonFiction
1947: where now begins by Elizabeth Asbrink. According to the dust cover 1947 was a busy year. Hartinger content unknown.
The Language of Kindness: a nurse's story by Christie Watson. 20 years of stories and experience as a nurse. Watson lives in London. Hartinger London travel unknown.
Prairie Fires: the American dreams of Laura Ingalls Wilder by Caroline Fraser. Yet another bio and critique of Wilder. Hartinger content unknown.
The Death of Democracy: Hitler's rise to power and the downfall of the Weimar Republic by Benjamin Carter Hett. I don't know if Hartinger is going to Germany but it should be a quick train ride if he decides to go.
Geography Club starring [many teen actors]. What the heck is the deal with this? I thought for sure we already owned a copy of this film. I just checked and I ordered this at the end of July. How the freaking heck did I not order this earlier? Because, I've read several of Big Shot World Traveler Hartinger's novels.
13 Reasons Why: Season One starring[actors]. Something about a teen suicide and letters she left behind. I'm not sure. Last I read on Hartinger's Twitter he is living in Bulgaria for a few months.
7 Days in Entebbe starring Daniel Bruhle and Rosamunde Pike. I don't know if Hartinger and husband will be going to Uganda.
NonFiction
1947: where now begins by Elizabeth Asbrink. According to the dust cover 1947 was a busy year. Hartinger content unknown.
The Language of Kindness: a nurse's story by Christie Watson. 20 years of stories and experience as a nurse. Watson lives in London. Hartinger London travel unknown.
Prairie Fires: the American dreams of Laura Ingalls Wilder by Caroline Fraser. Yet another bio and critique of Wilder. Hartinger content unknown.
The Death of Democracy: Hitler's rise to power and the downfall of the Weimar Republic by Benjamin Carter Hett. I don't know if Hartinger is going to Germany but it should be a quick train ride if he decides to go.
Thursday, August 02, 2018
Where I Make Up Stories About Author Photos
Fiction
Aunt Dimity and The King's Ransom by Nancy Atherton. Atherton's small black and white photo features a cheerful Atherton. Atherton was in a great mood because she was going to meet friends for lunch Oskar Blues Brewing. Atherton was looking forward to a pint of Old Chubb.
A Noise Downstairs by Linwood Barclay. The small color photo of Barclay has him looking a bit subdued and wearing a forced grin. Barclay was impatient that day. He could not miss the photo appointment but had to get back home because the previous evening's thunderstorm had knocked over an old maple tree on his property. Barclay had to get home and saw up the tree and he was not looking forward to it. At least he was able to borrow a chainsaw from his neighbor Mika, because Linwood did not want to go buy one at the hardware store. Those saws are expensive.
Day of the Dead by Nicci French. Nicci French is actually a husband-wife writing team. In the author photo they are posing next to a tree. Ms. Gerrard was under the weather that day and wanted to go home and lay down before she picked up daughter #3 from field hockey practice. Mr. French was a bit torn on what to do. He wanted to help his wife out but, c'mon, what is he going to do while she is sleeping? Besides, the British Model Fliers Association still had their Saturday Meet and Fly at 4PM by Bury St. Edmunds. Mr. French was scheduled to speak on his model's new electric motor and lightweight batteries.
Aunt Dimity and The King's Ransom by Nancy Atherton. Atherton's small black and white photo features a cheerful Atherton. Atherton was in a great mood because she was going to meet friends for lunch Oskar Blues Brewing. Atherton was looking forward to a pint of Old Chubb.
A Noise Downstairs by Linwood Barclay. The small color photo of Barclay has him looking a bit subdued and wearing a forced grin. Barclay was impatient that day. He could not miss the photo appointment but had to get back home because the previous evening's thunderstorm had knocked over an old maple tree on his property. Barclay had to get home and saw up the tree and he was not looking forward to it. At least he was able to borrow a chainsaw from his neighbor Mika, because Linwood did not want to go buy one at the hardware store. Those saws are expensive.
Day of the Dead by Nicci French. Nicci French is actually a husband-wife writing team. In the author photo they are posing next to a tree. Ms. Gerrard was under the weather that day and wanted to go home and lay down before she picked up daughter #3 from field hockey practice. Mr. French was a bit torn on what to do. He wanted to help his wife out but, c'mon, what is he going to do while she is sleeping? Besides, the British Model Fliers Association still had their Saturday Meet and Fly at 4PM by Bury St. Edmunds. Mr. French was scheduled to speak on his model's new electric motor and lightweight batteries.
Wednesday, August 01, 2018
My Year of the Drunken Tree and Relaxation Bellewether
Fiction
Bellewether by Susanna Kearlsey. Kearlsey lives near Lake Ontario. I thought about a sumer driving trip to Ontario. That is a 662 miles drive when going South through Chicago. If you take the ferry across Lake Michigan there is less driving but the ferry is expensive and you're stuck on going on their schedule.
My Year of Rest and Relaxation by Ottessa Moshfegh. I like the title. Page 151 says, "She was whimpering and shorting."
Baby Teeth by Zoje Stage. I do not know how to pronounce her first name. Stage lives in Pittsburgh and page 84 says, "We're going to... thrive... in a school... over... a piece of copy paper... that glowed with promise."
Fruit of the Drunken Tree by Ingrid Rojas Contreras. Page 250 says, " Gorrion held my hand as we took a walk to the top of the Hills."
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Bellewether by Susanna Kearlsey. Kearlsey lives near Lake Ontario. I thought about a sumer driving trip to Ontario. That is a 662 miles drive when going South through Chicago. If you take the ferry across Lake Michigan there is less driving but the ferry is expensive and you're stuck on going on their schedule.
My Year of Rest and Relaxation by Ottessa Moshfegh. I like the title. Page 151 says, "She was whimpering and shorting."
Baby Teeth by Zoje Stage. I do not know how to pronounce her first name. Stage lives in Pittsburgh and page 84 says, "We're going to... thrive... in a school... over... a piece of copy paper... that glowed with promise."
Fruit of the Drunken Tree by Ingrid Rojas Contreras. Page 250 says, " Gorrion held my hand as we took a walk to the top of the Hills."
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Tuesday, July 31, 2018
NonFiction Means The Content is Not Fiction.
NonFiction
Caddyshack: the making of a Hollywood Cinderella story by Chris Nashawaty. Page 193 says, " The place looks like a cross between a disheveled space-age bachelor pad and a Benihana, right down to the gong doorbell."
The Perfectionists: how precision engineers created the modern world by Simon Winchester. Page 127 says, "And the man who picked it was the scion of a new firm of precise locksmiths, and founder of the firm that is now part of the biggest lock maker in the world, Linus Yale."
Barracoon: the story of the last "black cargo by Zora Neale Hurston. In 1927 Huston visited the last known survivor of the last slave ship to the U.S., the Clotilda. Incidentally, a guy recently found a burned ship he thought was the Clotilda. Their was excitement about the discovery because he found the wreck near where the Clotilda's Captain said he burned the ship.
Reporter: a memoir by Seymour M. Hersh. This had an interesting review. Page 12 says, "My college days at University of Chicago were exciting and fun."
Magnolia Table: a collection of recipes for gathering by Joanna Gaines. Page 9 says, "This U-shaped tool has several curved metal wires and a handle."
Giada's Italy: my recipes for la dolce vita by Giada De Laurentiis. Page 181 says, "Tuscany... would be prepared... from the... leftovers... or... a Dutch oven."
Garfield Fat Cat 3-Pack: Vol. 20 by Jim Davis. Freaking Garfield. Kids Looooove Garfield books.
Caddyshack: the making of a Hollywood Cinderella story by Chris Nashawaty. Page 193 says, " The place looks like a cross between a disheveled space-age bachelor pad and a Benihana, right down to the gong doorbell."
The Perfectionists: how precision engineers created the modern world by Simon Winchester. Page 127 says, "And the man who picked it was the scion of a new firm of precise locksmiths, and founder of the firm that is now part of the biggest lock maker in the world, Linus Yale."
Barracoon: the story of the last "black cargo by Zora Neale Hurston. In 1927 Huston visited the last known survivor of the last slave ship to the U.S., the Clotilda. Incidentally, a guy recently found a burned ship he thought was the Clotilda. Their was excitement about the discovery because he found the wreck near where the Clotilda's Captain said he burned the ship.
Reporter: a memoir by Seymour M. Hersh. This had an interesting review. Page 12 says, "My college days at University of Chicago were exciting and fun."
Magnolia Table: a collection of recipes for gathering by Joanna Gaines. Page 9 says, "This U-shaped tool has several curved metal wires and a handle."
Giada's Italy: my recipes for la dolce vita by Giada De Laurentiis. Page 181 says, "Tuscany... would be prepared... from the... leftovers... or... a Dutch oven."
Garfield Fat Cat 3-Pack: Vol. 20 by Jim Davis. Freaking Garfield. Kids Looooove Garfield books.
Friday, July 06, 2018
37 CDs of Talking Sounds
Talking Sounds
The 17th Suspect by James Patterson and Maxine Paetro. 7 hours on 6 CDs. Something about a killer and chasing the killer. Probably a serial killer, right? These are serial killers?
The Pharaoh Key by Preston and Child.8 CDs on 9 hours. Let me quickly scan the back cover. "Vanish. Until. Incredible. EES. Split. Dangerous." Nope, I don't understand any of that either. You'll have to check this out, listen to it, and let me know.
The Fallen by David Baldacci. 12 hours on 6 CDs. I don't think this is about robots. I certainly wouldn't know anything about robots anyway. I'm no robot.
The Crooked Staircase by Dean Koontz. 15 hours on 13 CDs. I'm 100% human being creature. No robotic parts to me at all. I even laugh at appropriate times - and not because I had a recent software update. That would just be silly!
The 17th Suspect by James Patterson and Maxine Paetro. 7 hours on 6 CDs. Something about a killer and chasing the killer. Probably a serial killer, right? These are serial killers?
The Pharaoh Key by Preston and Child.8 CDs on 9 hours. Let me quickly scan the back cover. "Vanish. Until. Incredible. EES. Split. Dangerous." Nope, I don't understand any of that either. You'll have to check this out, listen to it, and let me know.
The Fallen by David Baldacci. 12 hours on 6 CDs. I don't think this is about robots. I certainly wouldn't know anything about robots anyway. I'm no robot.
The Crooked Staircase by Dean Koontz. 15 hours on 13 CDs. I'm 100% human being creature. No robotic parts to me at all. I even laugh at appropriate times - and not because I had a recent software update. That would just be silly!
Tuesday, July 03, 2018
"Former Slaves of Lake Mills"
Thesis
The Former Slaves of Lake Mills: a study of African Americans in rural Wisconsin by Caitlin Downey. Undergrad thesis covering local history. Lots of footnotes and a nice bib.
Couple New Flicks
DVD
Lady Bird starring Soirse Ronan and others. A teenager is angry about something.
The Shape of Water starring Sally Hawkins. The Creature From the Black Lagoon gets a girlfriend.
Lady Bird starring Soirse Ronan and others. A teenager is angry about something.
The Shape of Water starring Sally Hawkins. The Creature From the Black Lagoon gets a girlfriend.
Mish. Mosh.
Fiction
The Summer Nanny by Holly Chamberlin. Page 155, "Marissa smiled brightly when Hayley joined her in the hall."
There There by Tommy Orange. Page 66 says, "She said if you start feeling nauseous and have abdominal pain, you should go to the emergency room."
Ike and Kay by James MacManus. Page 233 says, "She didn't know him."
The Devil's Half Mile by Paddy Hirsch. Page 143 says, " Justy grunted a laugh."
Jar of Hearts by Jennifer Hillier. Page 130 says, "She... drops... numbers... and the... Geo... at... the monster."
Another Side of Paradise by Sally Koslow. Page 289 says, "Scott... with an avocado... forwards... garbage... in the living room."
All We Ever Wanted by Emily Giffin. Page 19 says, "I don't remember."
The Summer List by Amy Mason Doan. Page 173 says, "The next weekend fifteen kids show up."
Before We Were Yours by Lisa Wingate. Page 253 says, "He chuckles, rubbing his his eyes, and I can tell he's tired."
Before and Again by Barbara Delinsky. Page 137 says, "I wanted... my GPS... in the... bra... because... my friends blamed me for... an accident."
The Lost Vintage by Ann Mah. Page 149 says, "Ha ha."
NonFiction
Educated: a memoir by Tara Westover. Page 290 says, "Shawn called an hour later."
The Summer Nanny by Holly Chamberlin. Page 155, "Marissa smiled brightly when Hayley joined her in the hall."
There There by Tommy Orange. Page 66 says, "She said if you start feeling nauseous and have abdominal pain, you should go to the emergency room."
Ike and Kay by James MacManus. Page 233 says, "She didn't know him."
The Devil's Half Mile by Paddy Hirsch. Page 143 says, " Justy grunted a laugh."
Jar of Hearts by Jennifer Hillier. Page 130 says, "She... drops... numbers... and the... Geo... at... the monster."
Another Side of Paradise by Sally Koslow. Page 289 says, "Scott... with an avocado... forwards... garbage... in the living room."
All We Ever Wanted by Emily Giffin. Page 19 says, "I don't remember."
The Summer List by Amy Mason Doan. Page 173 says, "The next weekend fifteen kids show up."
Before We Were Yours by Lisa Wingate. Page 253 says, "He chuckles, rubbing his his eyes, and I can tell he's tired."
Before and Again by Barbara Delinsky. Page 137 says, "I wanted... my GPS... in the... bra... because... my friends blamed me for... an accident."
The Lost Vintage by Ann Mah. Page 149 says, "Ha ha."
NonFiction
Educated: a memoir by Tara Westover. Page 290 says, "Shawn called an hour later."
Thursday, June 28, 2018
Friday, June 22, 2018
Thursday, June 21, 2018
Large Print Fly Board
Monday, June 18, 2018
Misc.
Fiction
The Pharaoh Key by Preston and Child. Page 135 says, "Your knife." Knife? Did someone write knife? What a coincidence because I have a new(ish) Spyderco in my pocket.

The Madonna of the Mountains by Elise Valmorbida. I kinda like the cover. Valmorbida is an uncommon name. Let's see where she lives... London but grew up in Australia. Australia? Did someone write Australia? Last week I used some wooden matches I brought back from the end of my college semester in Perth. I've had those matches for 25 years. I did not have a Spyderco in Australia.

Island of the Mad by Laurie R. King. Mary Russell is married to Sherlock Holmes. I don't know anything about this Russell character except that King has written several novels. King lives on California's central coast. The owner of Ephraim Faience Pottery spoke at Rotary a few months ago. Ephraim opened a retail store in that area a few years ago and, when asked about real estate costs, said the prices were surprisingly uninflated. I doubt they sell Spydercos.

The Woman in the Woods by John Connolly. This is the Irish Connolly, not the California Connelly. I've read a couple of Connolly's novels. I just finished listening to a Tana French novel. French sets her books in Ireland and that woman knows what she is doing when it comes to novels. Her knowledge of pocket knives is undetermined.

The Pharaoh Key by Preston and Child. Page 135 says, "Your knife." Knife? Did someone write knife? What a coincidence because I have a new(ish) Spyderco in my pocket.

The Madonna of the Mountains by Elise Valmorbida. I kinda like the cover. Valmorbida is an uncommon name. Let's see where she lives... London but grew up in Australia. Australia? Did someone write Australia? Last week I used some wooden matches I brought back from the end of my college semester in Perth. I've had those matches for 25 years. I did not have a Spyderco in Australia.

Island of the Mad by Laurie R. King. Mary Russell is married to Sherlock Holmes. I don't know anything about this Russell character except that King has written several novels. King lives on California's central coast. The owner of Ephraim Faience Pottery spoke at Rotary a few months ago. Ephraim opened a retail store in that area a few years ago and, when asked about real estate costs, said the prices were surprisingly uninflated. I doubt they sell Spydercos.

The Woman in the Woods by John Connolly. This is the Irish Connolly, not the California Connelly. I've read a couple of Connolly's novels. I just finished listening to a Tana French novel. French sets her books in Ireland and that woman knows what she is doing when it comes to novels. Her knowledge of pocket knives is undetermined.

Friday, June 08, 2018
Joyce Carol Pearson
Tuesday, June 05, 2018
One Novel
Fiction
Us Against You by Fredrik Backman. Backman is Swedish and posed for his author photo in blue jeans and a faded blue shirt against a blue background. It's a blueberry photo. The cover is all blue as well.
Us Against You by Fredrik Backman. Backman is Swedish and posed for his author photo in blue jeans and a faded blue shirt against a blue background. It's a blueberry photo. The cover is all blue as well.
Monday, June 04, 2018
Two Guys Write A Novel
Fiction
The President is Missing by Bill Clinton and James Patterson Literary Industries, Amalgamated. Two rich guys write a thriller. Page 217 says, "The vice president stops at the doorway." Hey, shouldn't that be capitalized as Vice President? A couple sentences later the VP calls the Chief of Staff an "unelected flunky".
The President is Missing by Bill Clinton and James Patterson Literary Industries, Amalgamated. Two rich guys write a thriller. Page 217 says, "The vice president stops at the doorway." Hey, shouldn't that be capitalized as Vice President? A couple sentences later the VP calls the Chief of Staff an "unelected flunky".
Thursday, May 31, 2018
Thursday, May 24, 2018
NonFic DVD
DVD
Vel Phillips: dream big dreams by Wisconsin Public Television. Civil rights pioneer in Milwaukee and Wisconsin.
Door County: Wisconsin hometown stories by Wisconsin Public Television. History of Door County with stories by residents.
Vel Phillips: dream big dreams by Wisconsin Public Television. Civil rights pioneer in Milwaukee and Wisconsin.
Door County: Wisconsin hometown stories by Wisconsin Public Television. History of Door County with stories by residents.
Wednesday, May 23, 2018
Wisconsin Books and Super Heroes
DVD
Justice League starring [people with lots of muscles]. Batman and others team up to fight a bad guy in slow motion.
NonFiction
Old Farm Country Cookbook by Jerry Apps and Susan Apps-Bodilly. Chapter 15 is about rutabagas. In 1946 Apps family harvested 365 bushels of rutabagas. His dad had them selling vegetables door to door. The first trip was to Plainfield. You've heard of Plainfield right? The home of Ed Gein?
Living A Country Year by Jerry Apps. Re-print of stories when Apps grew up on the family dairy farm.
The Wisconsin Capitol: stories of a monument and its people by Michael Edmonds. History and pictures.
Once A Professor: a memoir of teaching in turbulent times by Jerry Apps. Because we apparently don't have enough books by Apps. He taught 38 years at UW-Madison.
Wisconsin State Parks: extraordinary stories of geology and natural history by Scott Spoolman. Neat looking book with lots of photos.
Mexicans in Wisconsin by Sergio M. Gonzalez. Mr. Gonzalez writes long sentences so I won't write one down as an excerpt. "But, Mr. Library Person, aren't you doing a lot of typing right now?" Yes, I am. But, that is still easier than typing from a book. I am no touch tyupucst.
Roughneck Grace: [long subtitle] by Michael Perry. Collection of essays and newspaper columns from Perry's weekly column for the Wisconsin State Journal.
Danger Man Working: writing from the heart, the gut, and the poison ivy patch by Michael Perry. A collection of assignment writing that previously appeared in Backpacking, Outdoors, Men's Health and a couple other places.
Audiobooks on CD
Shoot First by Stuart Woods. 8 hours on 7CDs. Some sort of story about people doing things with other people.
Justice League starring [people with lots of muscles]. Batman and others team up to fight a bad guy in slow motion.
NonFiction
Old Farm Country Cookbook by Jerry Apps and Susan Apps-Bodilly. Chapter 15 is about rutabagas. In 1946 Apps family harvested 365 bushels of rutabagas. His dad had them selling vegetables door to door. The first trip was to Plainfield. You've heard of Plainfield right? The home of Ed Gein?
Living A Country Year by Jerry Apps. Re-print of stories when Apps grew up on the family dairy farm.
The Wisconsin Capitol: stories of a monument and its people by Michael Edmonds. History and pictures.
Once A Professor: a memoir of teaching in turbulent times by Jerry Apps. Because we apparently don't have enough books by Apps. He taught 38 years at UW-Madison.
Wisconsin State Parks: extraordinary stories of geology and natural history by Scott Spoolman. Neat looking book with lots of photos.
Mexicans in Wisconsin by Sergio M. Gonzalez. Mr. Gonzalez writes long sentences so I won't write one down as an excerpt. "But, Mr. Library Person, aren't you doing a lot of typing right now?" Yes, I am. But, that is still easier than typing from a book. I am no touch tyupucst.
Roughneck Grace: [long subtitle] by Michael Perry. Collection of essays and newspaper columns from Perry's weekly column for the Wisconsin State Journal.
Danger Man Working: writing from the heart, the gut, and the poison ivy patch by Michael Perry. A collection of assignment writing that previously appeared in Backpacking, Outdoors, Men's Health and a couple other places.
Audiobooks on CD
Shoot First by Stuart Woods. 8 hours on 7CDs. Some sort of story about people doing things with other people.
Tuesday, May 22, 2018
Two
Fiction
The Outsider by Stephen King. Suspect in murder of an 11-year-old is a well regarded local teacher. DNA evidence is there but the alibi in incontrovertible. This is a short King novel. Only 560 pages long.
Beach House Reunion Mary Alice Monroe. Monroe lives in South Carolina. Her author photo says she is fairly young. Either she started writing very young or I am confusing her with someone else. suppose I could be thinking of Alice Munro. Munro was born in 1931, is Canadian, and was awarded a Nobel.
The Outsider by Stephen King. Suspect in murder of an 11-year-old is a well regarded local teacher. DNA evidence is there but the alibi in incontrovertible. This is a short King novel. Only 560 pages long.
Beach House Reunion Mary Alice Monroe. Monroe lives in South Carolina. Her author photo says she is fairly young. Either she started writing very young or I am confusing her with someone else. suppose I could be thinking of Alice Munro. Munro was born in 1931, is Canadian, and was awarded a Nobel.
Monday, May 21, 2018
The 49th Haunted Blonde
NonFiction
Fascism: a warning by Madeline Albright. Page 127 says, "Chavez never lost his ability to charm, but equally often he chose to repel."
Fiction
Jane Seymour: the haunted Queen by Alison Weir. Page 412 says, "Jane was relieved to receive a summons to Henry's presence chamber."
How It Happened by Michael Koryta. I've never read a Koryta novel. I've been busy. Page 264 says, "He shouldered his way past Barrett and walked to his truck."
Ice Blonde by Elaine Viets. Page 49 says, "Jace looked surprised."
The 49th Mystic by Ted Dekker. Page 103 says, "I noticed the odor of burning acid then."
Large Print
Fascism: a warning by Madeline Albright. Page 127 says, "Chavez never lost his ability to charm, but equally often he chose to repel."
Fiction
Jane Seymour: the haunted Queen by Alison Weir. Page 412 says, "Jane was relieved to receive a summons to Henry's presence chamber."
How It Happened by Michael Koryta. I've never read a Koryta novel. I've been busy. Page 264 says, "He shouldered his way past Barrett and walked to his truck."
Ice Blonde by Elaine Viets. Page 49 says, "Jace looked surprised."
The 49th Mystic by Ted Dekker. Page 103 says, "I noticed the odor of burning acid then."
Large Print
Friday, May 18, 2018
Patterson, Parker, Steel
Wednesday, May 16, 2018
One Book
NonFiction
The Road to Dawm: Josiah Henson and the story that sparked the Civil War by Jared A. Brock. Henson was 4-years-old when he escaped slavery with his wife and four children and carried two of the children on the 600 mile walk. After escaping he worked for abolition and helped free others, including his brother. Dang. That is impressive.
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The Road to Dawm: Josiah Henson and the story that sparked the Civil War by Jared A. Brock. Henson was 4-years-old when he escaped slavery with his wife and four children and carried two of the children on the 600 mile walk. After escaping he worked for abolition and helped free others, including his brother. Dang. That is impressive.
Large Print
Friday, May 11, 2018
Tuesday, May 08, 2018
A CD. A Book.
Musical Instruments Are Played by Australians. Those Sounds Are Recorded. The Recordings Are Pressed Into Plastic Discs. The Library Buys One of Those Discs to Lend to the Public.
Gumboot Soup by The King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard. Weird Australians play weird, modern psychedelic tunes.
OK, that one is not so psychedelic. How about this one:
Fiction
Knuckledragger by Rusty Barnes. Getting this novel cataloged took a loooooong, looooooong time. A crime novel with a loan shark's money collector getting in trouble with his boss. If you like this book we also have a previous Barnes novel, Ridgerunner. Ridgerunner is a good read.
Gumboot Soup by The King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard. Weird Australians play weird, modern psychedelic tunes.
OK, that one is not so psychedelic. How about this one:
Fiction
Knuckledragger by Rusty Barnes. Getting this novel cataloged took a loooooong, looooooong time. A crime novel with a loan shark's money collector getting in trouble with his boss. If you like this book we also have a previous Barnes novel, Ridgerunner. Ridgerunner is a good read.
Monday, May 07, 2018
59 Plastic Discs.
Music on CD
Little Windows by Teddy Thompson and Kelly Jones. English singer sings songs alongside an American singer who sings songs.
Volunteer by Old Crow Medicine Show. American singers sing songs of Americana and Bluegrass.
I Like Fun by They Might Be Giants. Duo sings duo songs by dually dueling over Dio's domination.
Audiobooks on CD
Operator Down by Brad Taylor. 14.5 hours on 12 CDs. Shoot-em-up with political intrigue in Israel and Africa.
Unbound by Stuart Woods. 8 hours on 7CDs. I'm not sure what this is about but Tony Roberts reads the book and that guy is cool.
The Punishment She Deserves by Elizabeth George. 23 hours on 18 CDs. A time out? No electronics for a day? $1 fine? Can you tell I'm used to disciplining children?
The Rising Sea by Clive Cussler and Graham Brown. 11.5 hours on 9 CDs. Something about the ocean of something. I've not been near an ocean since 2000 when I was in San Diego. I was by the Gulf of Mexico in 2012.
Night Moves by Jonathan Kellerman. 12.5 hours on 10 CDs. LAPD detective detects devious dudes doing dirty deeds.
Little Windows by Teddy Thompson and Kelly Jones. English singer sings songs alongside an American singer who sings songs.
Volunteer by Old Crow Medicine Show. American singers sing songs of Americana and Bluegrass.
I Like Fun by They Might Be Giants. Duo sings duo songs by dually dueling over Dio's domination.
Audiobooks on CD
Operator Down by Brad Taylor. 14.5 hours on 12 CDs. Shoot-em-up with political intrigue in Israel and Africa.
Unbound by Stuart Woods. 8 hours on 7CDs. I'm not sure what this is about but Tony Roberts reads the book and that guy is cool.
The Punishment She Deserves by Elizabeth George. 23 hours on 18 CDs. A time out? No electronics for a day? $1 fine? Can you tell I'm used to disciplining children?
The Rising Sea by Clive Cussler and Graham Brown. 11.5 hours on 9 CDs. Something about the ocean of something. I've not been near an ocean since 2000 when I was in San Diego. I was by the Gulf of Mexico in 2012.
Night Moves by Jonathan Kellerman. 12.5 hours on 10 CDs. LAPD detective detects devious dudes doing dirty deeds.
Thursday, May 03, 2018
Monday, April 30, 2018
Breasts for Unwanted Elizas
NonFiction
Breasts: the owner's manual by Dr. Kristi Funk Surgeon writes book about cancer and breasts. Page 159 says," benign phyllodes tumor".
Fiction
The Home fro Unwanted Girls by Joanna Goodman. Writer from Toronto writes a novel. Page 218 says, "'Please, not yet.'"
The Elizas by Sara Shepard. Writer famous for her YA novels lives in Pittsburgh. Page 102 says, "Mostly just took pills, drank, and... went to... different schools... and... exchanged a loaded... therapist... for... six-foot wings."
Breasts: the owner's manual by Dr. Kristi Funk Surgeon writes book about cancer and breasts. Page 159 says," benign phyllodes tumor".
Fiction
The Home fro Unwanted Girls by Joanna Goodman. Writer from Toronto writes a novel. Page 218 says, "'Please, not yet.'"
The Elizas by Sara Shepard. Writer famous for her YA novels lives in Pittsburgh. Page 102 says, "Mostly just took pills, drank, and... went to... different schools... and... exchanged a loaded... therapist... for... six-foot wings."
Thursday, April 26, 2018
FOUR!
FICTION!
COLOR ME MURDER BY KRISTA DAVIS! "FIRST NOVEL IN THE PEN & INK MYSTERY SERIES"!
AUDIOBOOK ON CD!
ARTEMIS BY ANDY WEIR! CRIME NOVEL SET ON THE MOON!
PAPERBACKS!
SOMEONE TO CARE BY MARY BALOGH! A WIDOWED COUNTESS AND A WIDOWER MARQUESS FALL FOR EACH OTHER!
AN APPETITE FOR MURDER BY LUCY BURDETTE! ANOTHER COZY MYSTERY WITH FOOD AND A CAT!
ARRGGLE-GARGLE-BARGLE!

COLOR ME MURDER BY KRISTA DAVIS! "FIRST NOVEL IN THE PEN & INK MYSTERY SERIES"!
AUDIOBOOK ON CD!
ARTEMIS BY ANDY WEIR! CRIME NOVEL SET ON THE MOON!
PAPERBACKS!
SOMEONE TO CARE BY MARY BALOGH! A WIDOWED COUNTESS AND A WIDOWER MARQUESS FALL FOR EACH OTHER!
AN APPETITE FOR MURDER BY LUCY BURDETTE! ANOTHER COZY MYSTERY WITH FOOD AND A CAT!
ARRGGLE-GARGLE-BARGLE!

Tuesday, April 24, 2018
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Fiction
Monday, April 23, 2018
Saturday, April 21, 2018
Audio Books. ON CD! TAKE THAT 12-YEAR-OLD WHO SAID CDS ARE OLD!
Audio Books on CD
When They Call You A Terrorist: a black lives matter memoir by Patrisse Khan-Cullers and Asha Bandele. 5CDs at 6 hours. I guarantee these women have to spell their names to everyone. I know the feeling.
Don't Call Me Princess: girls, women, sex, and life by Peggy Orenstein. I'm not sure who Orenstein is but she seems to sell a lot of books.
Food: what the heck should I eat? by Mark Hyman, MD. 9 CDs at 10.5 hours. Food advice.
After Anna by Lisa Scottline. 9 CDs at 11 hours. Scottoline lives in Pennsylvania. To me central Pennsylvania seems like a mystery location, a "here be monsters" land of the unknown. I suppose other people think the same for Wisconsin.
Customer Service Training 101 by Renee Evenson. 6 CDs at 6.6 hours. I figured this would circ'.
When They Call You A Terrorist: a black lives matter memoir by Patrisse Khan-Cullers and Asha Bandele. 5CDs at 6 hours. I guarantee these women have to spell their names to everyone. I know the feeling.
Don't Call Me Princess: girls, women, sex, and life by Peggy Orenstein. I'm not sure who Orenstein is but she seems to sell a lot of books.
Food: what the heck should I eat? by Mark Hyman, MD. 9 CDs at 10.5 hours. Food advice.
After Anna by Lisa Scottline. 9 CDs at 11 hours. Scottoline lives in Pennsylvania. To me central Pennsylvania seems like a mystery location, a "here be monsters" land of the unknown. I suppose other people think the same for Wisconsin.
Customer Service Training 101 by Renee Evenson. 6 CDs at 6.6 hours. I figured this would circ'.
Friday, April 13, 2018
Large Audio
Large Print

Audiobooks on CD
Educated by Tara Westover. Girl from a survivalist family enters her first classroom as a seventeen-year-ol. She studied at home to take the ACT and attend college and eventually graduated from Harvard and Cambridge.
The Cutting Edge by Jeffery Deaver. Chills and thrills that pay Deaver's bills.
I'll Be Gone in the Dark: one woman's obsessive search for the Golden State Killer by Michelle McNamara. This is supposed to be excellent. McNamara researched the serial rapist and killer who was active from 1976 to 1986.
Fiction
Go Ask Fannie by Elisabeth Hyde. A bunch of flowers and a farm house on the cover. She wrote The Abortionist's Daughter which was very popular.

Audiobooks on CD
Educated by Tara Westover. Girl from a survivalist family enters her first classroom as a seventeen-year-ol. She studied at home to take the ACT and attend college and eventually graduated from Harvard and Cambridge.
The Cutting Edge by Jeffery Deaver. Chills and thrills that pay Deaver's bills.
I'll Be Gone in the Dark: one woman's obsessive search for the Golden State Killer by Michelle McNamara. This is supposed to be excellent. McNamara researched the serial rapist and killer who was active from 1976 to 1986.
Fiction
Go Ask Fannie by Elisabeth Hyde. A bunch of flowers and a farm house on the cover. She wrote The Abortionist's Daughter which was very popular.
Thursday, April 12, 2018
The Only Mirror: Garfield Scratch in the Dark
NonFiction
I'll Be Gone in the Dark: one woman's obsessive search for the Golden State Killer by Michelle McNamara. The famed true crime writer's last book before her untimely death. Golden State Killer is both a serial rapist and killer suspected of 50+rapes and 10 murders from 1976 to 1986.
Garfield Fat Cat 3-Pack: volume 19 by Jim Davis. Local children LOOOOOVE Garfield books. We have several of these collection.
Easy Soups From Scratch with Quick Breads to Match by Ivy Manning. Fancy pictures of food and recipes so you can make the items. Page 89 says, "Cover the mussels with a wet paper towel and set them aside in the refrigerator while preparing the broth."
Computer Coding With JavaScript Handbook by DK Workbooks. Page 23 says, "[unable to show quote because html-friendly codes from the book will not show in Blogger.]"
Fiction
Shattered Mirror by Iris Johansen. Ms Johansen has the same author photo as the last few books she wrote. This is the 21st book in the Eve Duncan series. 21. That is a lot of novel writing.
The Fallen by David Baldacci. Is this one of those hit man books? Let me check... doesn't look like it. Amos Decker suffered a head injury and now remembers everything. Kinda like Marilu Henner - but without a bonk on the head.
The Only Story by Julian Barnes. I'm not sure if I ever read a book by Barnes. His name is certainly familiar. Let me check... oh, okay, I read A Sense of an Ending.
AudioBooks on CD
Beartown by Fredrik Backman. Small town junior hockey team is really good and playing in a national semi-final. The town puts big pressure on the athletes.
The End of Summer by Rosamunde Pilcher. Romance with American returning to her childhood home in Scotland.
Travel As A Political Act: how to leave your baggage behind by Rick Steves. "Steves considers the new political reality and why travel has never been more relevant.
Death at Nuremberg by WEB Griffin and William E. Butterworth IV. Shoot'em up in Europe after WWII.
I'll Be Gone in the Dark: one woman's obsessive search for the Golden State Killer by Michelle McNamara. The famed true crime writer's last book before her untimely death. Golden State Killer is both a serial rapist and killer suspected of 50+rapes and 10 murders from 1976 to 1986.
Garfield Fat Cat 3-Pack: volume 19 by Jim Davis. Local children LOOOOOVE Garfield books. We have several of these collection.
Easy Soups From Scratch with Quick Breads to Match by Ivy Manning. Fancy pictures of food and recipes so you can make the items. Page 89 says, "Cover the mussels with a wet paper towel and set them aside in the refrigerator while preparing the broth."
Computer Coding With JavaScript Handbook by DK Workbooks. Page 23 says, "[unable to show quote because html-friendly codes from the book will not show in Blogger.]"
Fiction
Shattered Mirror by Iris Johansen. Ms Johansen has the same author photo as the last few books she wrote. This is the 21st book in the Eve Duncan series. 21. That is a lot of novel writing.
The Fallen by David Baldacci. Is this one of those hit man books? Let me check... doesn't look like it. Amos Decker suffered a head injury and now remembers everything. Kinda like Marilu Henner - but without a bonk on the head.
The Only Story by Julian Barnes. I'm not sure if I ever read a book by Barnes. His name is certainly familiar. Let me check... oh, okay, I read A Sense of an Ending.
AudioBooks on CD
Beartown by Fredrik Backman. Small town junior hockey team is really good and playing in a national semi-final. The town puts big pressure on the athletes.
The End of Summer by Rosamunde Pilcher. Romance with American returning to her childhood home in Scotland.
Travel As A Political Act: how to leave your baggage behind by Rick Steves. "Steves considers the new political reality and why travel has never been more relevant.
Death at Nuremberg by WEB Griffin and William E. Butterworth IV. Shoot'em up in Europe after WWII.
Tuesday, April 10, 2018
4/10 Releases, Double Abbotts, and Other Things.
Fictional Fictionizing Releasing Today
The Sixth Day by Catherine Coulter and JT Ellison. JT Ellison sounds familiar but I think I am confusing her name with that of an actor. Ellison lives in Nashville. A library customer spoke about his recent trip to Nashville and how much he enjoyed the live music venues.
Twenty-One Days by Anne Perry. New series featuring the son of Perry's Pitt characters.
Shoot First by Stuart Woods. Yet another book by Woods. Or maybe by "Woods" because I suspect a ghost writer.
The Cutting Edge by Jeffery Deaver. Deaver has a beard and a massive backlist; I count 48 titles including books he edited.
Abbotts
Normandy Gold by Megan Abbott and Alison Gaylin. Comic book crime novel by Abbott and Gaylin. Sheriff Normandy Gold investigates the murder of her sister.
I Bring Sorrow: and other stories of transgression by Patricia Abbott. Other Abbott's most recent short story collection.
Other Fictional Fictions for Fictional Fictionizers
After Anna by Lisa Scottoline. Scottoline is a Big Deal Author. Tragedy and murder when a woman's long lost daughter returns, is murdered, and the woman's husband is suspected.
The Last Stand by Mickey Spillane. The last completed novel by Mickey Spillane. Spillane's literary estate has been managed by Max Alan Collins who held this novel back until Spillane's 100th birthday. And hey, look, it's not a Mike Hammer novel. That is kinda cool.
Spider-Man/Deadpool by Joe Kelly and Ed McGuinness. Spider-man and Deadpool punch and kick bad guys.
Deadpool by Posehn and Duggan: the complete collection: volume 2 by Brian Posehn and Gerry Duggan. Deadpool punches, kicks, shoots, and stabs people.
Marvelous Misadventures of Ingrid Winter by JS Drangsholt.
The Sixth Day by Catherine Coulter and JT Ellison. JT Ellison sounds familiar but I think I am confusing her name with that of an actor. Ellison lives in Nashville. A library customer spoke about his recent trip to Nashville and how much he enjoyed the live music venues.
Twenty-One Days by Anne Perry. New series featuring the son of Perry's Pitt characters.
Shoot First by Stuart Woods. Yet another book by Woods. Or maybe by "Woods" because I suspect a ghost writer.
The Cutting Edge by Jeffery Deaver. Deaver has a beard and a massive backlist; I count 48 titles including books he edited.
Abbotts
Normandy Gold by Megan Abbott and Alison Gaylin. Comic book crime novel by Abbott and Gaylin. Sheriff Normandy Gold investigates the murder of her sister.
I Bring Sorrow: and other stories of transgression by Patricia Abbott. Other Abbott's most recent short story collection.
Other Fictional Fictions for Fictional Fictionizers
After Anna by Lisa Scottoline. Scottoline is a Big Deal Author. Tragedy and murder when a woman's long lost daughter returns, is murdered, and the woman's husband is suspected.
The Last Stand by Mickey Spillane. The last completed novel by Mickey Spillane. Spillane's literary estate has been managed by Max Alan Collins who held this novel back until Spillane's 100th birthday. And hey, look, it's not a Mike Hammer novel. That is kinda cool.
Spider-Man/Deadpool by Joe Kelly and Ed McGuinness. Spider-man and Deadpool punch and kick bad guys.
Deadpool by Posehn and Duggan: the complete collection: volume 2 by Brian Posehn and Gerry Duggan. Deadpool punches, kicks, shoots, and stabs people.
Marvelous Misadventures of Ingrid Winter by JS Drangsholt.
Friday, April 06, 2018
Things I Misssed: Cadavers, Rape, Texting
Fiction
Circe by Madeline Miller. A telling of the life of Circe from The Odyssey. Miller lives in Narberth, PA. I have no idea where Narberth is and I refuse to look it up.
All the Beautiful Lies by Peter Swanson. Swanson lives in some town in Massachusetts.
NonFiction
A False Report: a true story of rape in America by T. Christian Miller and Ken Armstrong. Woman reports a rape. Woman prosecuted for making false report. Years later a serial rapist is discovered. Serial rapist is guy who raped woman who was prosecuted.
Text Me When Yo Get Home: the evolution and triumph of modern female friendship by Kayleen Schaefer. This book has good reviews, unlike this blog.
The Cadaver King and the Country Dentist: a true story of injustice in the American South by Radley Balko and Tucker Carrington. Forensic Pathologist for Alabama was incompetent.
Enough As She Is: [real long subtitle] by Rachel Simmons. Child raising advice. Simmons lives in Massachusetts. I have trouble typing Massachuseetsss.
Circe by Madeline Miller. A telling of the life of Circe from The Odyssey. Miller lives in Narberth, PA. I have no idea where Narberth is and I refuse to look it up.
All the Beautiful Lies by Peter Swanson. Swanson lives in some town in Massachusetts.
NonFiction
A False Report: a true story of rape in America by T. Christian Miller and Ken Armstrong. Woman reports a rape. Woman prosecuted for making false report. Years later a serial rapist is discovered. Serial rapist is guy who raped woman who was prosecuted.
Text Me When Yo Get Home: the evolution and triumph of modern female friendship by Kayleen Schaefer. This book has good reviews, unlike this blog.
The Cadaver King and the Country Dentist: a true story of injustice in the American South by Radley Balko and Tucker Carrington. Forensic Pathologist for Alabama was incompetent.
Enough As She Is: [real long subtitle] by Rachel Simmons. Child raising advice. Simmons lives in Massachusetts. I have trouble typing Massachuseetsss.
NonFiction: Food, War, Poetry, Money
NonFiction
Secrets of the Human Body by Chris Van Tulleken, Xand Van Tulleken, and Andrew Cohen. British doctor guys write about the human body.
Partially Excited States by Charles Hood. Hood won the Felix Pollak Prize and writes poems about stuff. Hood's poems are split into three sections, the third section is entitled Escape Velocity and that reminded me of this Johnny Marr tune.
Don't Call Me Princess: essays on girls, women, sex, and life by Peggy Orenstein. According to the dust cover Orenstein lives in Northern California with her husband, daughter, and a hairy dog. Page 109 says, "My dad, who was a lawyer, once defended a back-alley abortionist in a criminal case."
Eat The Apple: a memoir by Matt Young. Drunk teenager wrecks his car, joins the Marines, takes three working vacation with guns to Iraq. No photos but there are some simple drawings.
Achtung Baby: an American mom on the art of raising self-reliant children by Sara Zaske. Page 105 says, "American kids don't have as many opportunities to conquer a dragon - at least outside of a video game - because our kids spend much more time indoors than their German peers do."
Your Score: an insider's secrets to understanding, controlling and protecting your credit score by Anthony Davenport with Matthew Rudy. I figured this would circ.
You Need A Budget by Jesse Mecham. This has a real long subtitle.
Paying For College Without Going Broke, 2018 edition by Kalman A. Chany. Page 173 says, "You have to ask questions 95-102 only if you are an independent student."
Dinner: changing the game by Melissa Clark. This had a fantastic review. Page 223 says, "In a large bowl, toss the kale with the olive oil and fine sea salt to taste."
The Best of America's Test Kitchen by the editors at America's Test Kitchen. Recipes to make food.
Built: the hidden stories behind our structures by Roma Agrawal. I bought this because it looked neat. Ms. Agrawal grew up in the States and India and lives in London.
Secrets of the Human Body by Chris Van Tulleken, Xand Van Tulleken, and Andrew Cohen. British doctor guys write about the human body.
Partially Excited States by Charles Hood. Hood won the Felix Pollak Prize and writes poems about stuff. Hood's poems are split into three sections, the third section is entitled Escape Velocity and that reminded me of this Johnny Marr tune.
Don't Call Me Princess: essays on girls, women, sex, and life by Peggy Orenstein. According to the dust cover Orenstein lives in Northern California with her husband, daughter, and a hairy dog. Page 109 says, "My dad, who was a lawyer, once defended a back-alley abortionist in a criminal case."
Eat The Apple: a memoir by Matt Young. Drunk teenager wrecks his car, joins the Marines, takes three working vacation with guns to Iraq. No photos but there are some simple drawings.
Achtung Baby: an American mom on the art of raising self-reliant children by Sara Zaske. Page 105 says, "American kids don't have as many opportunities to conquer a dragon - at least outside of a video game - because our kids spend much more time indoors than their German peers do."
Your Score: an insider's secrets to understanding, controlling and protecting your credit score by Anthony Davenport with Matthew Rudy. I figured this would circ.
You Need A Budget by Jesse Mecham. This has a real long subtitle.
Paying For College Without Going Broke, 2018 edition by Kalman A. Chany. Page 173 says, "You have to ask questions 95-102 only if you are an independent student."
Dinner: changing the game by Melissa Clark. This had a fantastic review. Page 223 says, "In a large bowl, toss the kale with the olive oil and fine sea salt to taste."
The Best of America's Test Kitchen by the editors at America's Test Kitchen. Recipes to make food.
Built: the hidden stories behind our structures by Roma Agrawal. I bought this because it looked neat. Ms. Agrawal grew up in the States and India and lives in London.
Thursday, April 05, 2018
Even More Fiction
Fiction
Women in Sunlight by Frances Mayes. Writer in Tuscany has three American retirees move in next door.Writer is inspired.
The Road Home by Beverly Lewis. Another Amish romance but the cover has the woman fastening up the shirt of a young boy instead of the usual cover image of a model with her hair covered in the Amish style.
Varina by Charles Frazier. Frazier's Cold Mountain was a huge hit. I did not realize that came our over 20 years ago in 1997. I never read the book either. I started to watch the film and never finished. This novel is about Jefferson Davis's younger wife, Varina.
The Recipe Box by Viola Shipman. Ms. Shipman is actually Mr. Rouse. Shipman was Rouses's grandmother. Rouse lives in Michigan and California. Does he fly or drive back and forth? I don't know.
I'll Be Your Blue Sky by Marisa De Los Santos. De Los Santos has a PdD in literature and lives in Delaware. There are a few PhD writers I can think of. Victor Gischler. Anthony Neil Smith. Bill Crider. Megan Abbott. Robert B Parker.
The Good Pilot Peter Woodhouse by Alexander McCall Smith. "A heartwarming tale of hope and friendship set in amid the turmoil of WWII."
Hold Back the Dark by Kay Hooper. Hooper writes a lot of novels. Let us see how many are listed on the inside cover. 8. That seems low.
Other People's Houses by Abbi Waxman. Carpooling mom has her life intertwining with the other families after a philandering wife is found out.
Women in Sunlight by Frances Mayes. Writer in Tuscany has three American retirees move in next door.Writer is inspired.
The Road Home by Beverly Lewis. Another Amish romance but the cover has the woman fastening up the shirt of a young boy instead of the usual cover image of a model with her hair covered in the Amish style.
Varina by Charles Frazier. Frazier's Cold Mountain was a huge hit. I did not realize that came our over 20 years ago in 1997. I never read the book either. I started to watch the film and never finished. This novel is about Jefferson Davis's younger wife, Varina.
The Recipe Box by Viola Shipman. Ms. Shipman is actually Mr. Rouse. Shipman was Rouses's grandmother. Rouse lives in Michigan and California. Does he fly or drive back and forth? I don't know.
I'll Be Your Blue Sky by Marisa De Los Santos. De Los Santos has a PdD in literature and lives in Delaware. There are a few PhD writers I can think of. Victor Gischler. Anthony Neil Smith. Bill Crider. Megan Abbott. Robert B Parker.
The Good Pilot Peter Woodhouse by Alexander McCall Smith. "A heartwarming tale of hope and friendship set in amid the turmoil of WWII."
Hold Back the Dark by Kay Hooper. Hooper writes a lot of novels. Let us see how many are listed on the inside cover. 8. That seems low.
Other People's Houses by Abbi Waxman. Carpooling mom has her life intertwining with the other families after a philandering wife is found out.
Wednesday, April 04, 2018
Made Up Stories With Made Up Plots
Fiction With Fake Descriptions
Auntie Poldi and the Sicilian Lions by Mario Giordano. Sicilian woman comes to control her own mafia gang.
The Overstory by Richard Powers. A fictionalized look inside the website overstock.com where a warehouse employee moves up into software development while falling in love with a buyer.
The Italian Party by Christina Lynch. An exciting tale of political intrigue as a group of Italian immigrants in Encinitas, CA fight against developers trying to take away the immigrants new parrot farm.
The Female Persuasion by Meg Wolitzer. Penny was orphaned at four-years-old. She was taken in by Mistress Kweller who raised her to be the ultimate spy - a woman who sells her feminine wiles and violent urges to the highest bidder.
I've Got My Eyes on You by Mary Higgins Clark. A collection of short stories about your dog whenever you eat dinner.
Cave of Bones by Anne Hillerman. A wacky journey through the catacombs of Paris with Louise the plumber as he assists his lovelorn sister in pursuing her missing husband.
The Knowledge: a Richard Jury mystery by Martha Grimes. Richard Jury knows things. He knows the ABV of his favorite ale. He knows how many steps from his front door to the curry shop. He knows the correct number of bristles in a hair brush. But, Richard does not know why his dog smells so bad after having just had a bath.
Lawn Boy by Jonathan Evison. Ethan was raised by a groundskeeper father and joined the trade. He now maintains the courses at Wimbledon where he tries to catch the eye of the beautiful Eva, an upcoming tennis player from Lithuania.
Auntie Poldi and the Sicilian Lions by Mario Giordano. Sicilian woman comes to control her own mafia gang.
The Overstory by Richard Powers. A fictionalized look inside the website overstock.com where a warehouse employee moves up into software development while falling in love with a buyer.
The Italian Party by Christina Lynch. An exciting tale of political intrigue as a group of Italian immigrants in Encinitas, CA fight against developers trying to take away the immigrants new parrot farm.
The Female Persuasion by Meg Wolitzer. Penny was orphaned at four-years-old. She was taken in by Mistress Kweller who raised her to be the ultimate spy - a woman who sells her feminine wiles and violent urges to the highest bidder.
I've Got My Eyes on You by Mary Higgins Clark. A collection of short stories about your dog whenever you eat dinner.
Cave of Bones by Anne Hillerman. A wacky journey through the catacombs of Paris with Louise the plumber as he assists his lovelorn sister in pursuing her missing husband.
The Knowledge: a Richard Jury mystery by Martha Grimes. Richard Jury knows things. He knows the ABV of his favorite ale. He knows how many steps from his front door to the curry shop. He knows the correct number of bristles in a hair brush. But, Richard does not know why his dog smells so bad after having just had a bath.
Lawn Boy by Jonathan Evison. Ethan was raised by a groundskeeper father and joined the trade. He now maintains the courses at Wimbledon where he tries to catch the eye of the beautiful Eva, an upcoming tennis player from Lithuania.
Tuesday, March 27, 2018
3 Novels, 2 Albums, 1 Photo
Fiction
To Die But Once by Jacqueline Winspear. I know nothing about Jacqueline Winspear except that she writes a lot of Maisie Dobbs novels. Let's check out the author bio on the flyleaf... She lives in California and "is the... Most Loved... national... Alex... for... the United Kingdom." Well, that is odd.
Jack Rabbit Smile by Joe R. Lansdale. Another Hap and Leonard novel. Everyone cheer! Hurrah! Lansdale's biography says, "Joe... has... British... family in... Texas." Well, I know that isn't true. How silly.
Truth or Dare by Fern Michaels. Prolific author Michaels keeps her fans happy. Her biography says Michaels is, "has built... four dogs and a... ghost." Huh? How strange.
Music is Performed. Music is Recorded. Music is Embedded Into Plastic Discs.
American Utopia by David Byrne. American singer sings songs of people and feelings.
30th Anniversary Collection by The Hollies. British singers sing songs about King Mid
as and Carrie Anne breathing air at the bus stop to the carousel that must stop. Stop. Stop!
Photo
To Die But Once by Jacqueline Winspear. I know nothing about Jacqueline Winspear except that she writes a lot of Maisie Dobbs novels. Let's check out the author bio on the flyleaf... She lives in California and "is the... Most Loved... national... Alex... for... the United Kingdom." Well, that is odd.
Jack Rabbit Smile by Joe R. Lansdale. Another Hap and Leonard novel. Everyone cheer! Hurrah! Lansdale's biography says, "Joe... has... British... family in... Texas." Well, I know that isn't true. How silly.
Truth or Dare by Fern Michaels. Prolific author Michaels keeps her fans happy. Her biography says Michaels is, "has built... four dogs and a... ghost." Huh? How strange.
Music is Performed. Music is Recorded. Music is Embedded Into Plastic Discs.
American Utopia by David Byrne. American singer sings songs of people and feelings.
30th Anniversary Collection by The Hollies. British singers sing songs about King Mid
as and Carrie Anne breathing air at the bus stop to the carousel that must stop. Stop. Stop!
Photo
Friday, March 23, 2018
Archer!
DVD
Archer Dreamland: the complete season eight starring [voice actors]. Archer is in a coma from season seven and imagines himself in post-war Los Angeles.
Fiction
How To Be Safe by Tom McAllister. Whoops, never mind. This does not release until April 3. Oh well, once it becomes available you can read about the aftermath of a school shooting.
Archer Dreamland: the complete season eight starring [voice actors]. Archer is in a coma from season seven and imagines himself in post-war Los Angeles.
Fiction
How To Be Safe by Tom McAllister. Whoops, never mind. This does not release until April 3. Oh well, once it becomes available you can read about the aftermath of a school shooting.
Wednesday, March 21, 2018
Big Batch of Books
Friday, March 16, 2018
Mysteries. Large Print. Women in Red.
DVD
The Handmaid's Tale: season one starring Elizabeth Moss. The future is not very hopeful.
Large Print

Mystery
The Temptation of Forgiveness by Donna Leon. Inside cover has a map of Venice. I like maps.
Caribbean Rim by randy Wayne White. The 25th Doc Ford novel. That is a lot of books. Author lives on Sanibel Island and I won't look that place up online.
Duel to the Death by J.A. Jance. Some sort of scary spy killer thing. I think. The dust cover description lost me after the first paragraph. This has a release date of March 20 so you'll have to wait.
Red Alert by James Patterson and Marshall Karp. Oh, this book has a March 26 release date. You'll have to wait on this one too.
Fade To Black by David Rosenfelt. Is Rosenfelt the guy with 20 dogs? No. He is the guy with 25 dogs. I'm not kidding, he has that many beasts at home.
The Handmaid's Tale: season one starring Elizabeth Moss. The future is not very hopeful.
Large Print

Mystery
The Temptation of Forgiveness by Donna Leon. Inside cover has a map of Venice. I like maps.
Caribbean Rim by randy Wayne White. The 25th Doc Ford novel. That is a lot of books. Author lives on Sanibel Island and I won't look that place up online.
Duel to the Death by J.A. Jance. Some sort of scary spy killer thing. I think. The dust cover description lost me after the first paragraph. This has a release date of March 20 so you'll have to wait.
Red Alert by James Patterson and Marshall Karp. Oh, this book has a March 26 release date. You'll have to wait on this one too.
Fade To Black by David Rosenfelt. Is Rosenfelt the guy with 20 dogs? No. He is the guy with 25 dogs. I'm not kidding, he has that many beasts at home.
Monday, March 12, 2018
David. Laura. Candice. Taylor.
DVD
Wind River starring Elizabeth Olsen and Jeremy Renner. Forests. Mountains. Guy with a rifle. COld weather clothing.
Fiction
By Schism Rent Asunder by David Weber. Science fiction novel about people in space.
Plum Tea Crazy by Laura Childs. Is this a cozy mystery with recipes? It sure looks like it.
Crimson Lake by Candice Fox. Oh, okay, the author bio explains why her name is familiar. Fox co-writes some of those James Patterson novels. This story has a Sydney, Australia Police Detective cleared of an abduction but with a name of mud.
Wind River starring Elizabeth Olsen and Jeremy Renner. Forests. Mountains. Guy with a rifle. COld weather clothing.
Fiction
By Schism Rent Asunder by David Weber. Science fiction novel about people in space.
Plum Tea Crazy by Laura Childs. Is this a cozy mystery with recipes? It sure looks like it.
Crimson Lake by Candice Fox. Oh, okay, the author bio explains why her name is familiar. Fox co-writes some of those James Patterson novels. This story has a Sydney, Australia Police Detective cleared of an abduction but with a name of mud.
Tuesday, March 06, 2018
Diversionary Discs
Use This Disc of Plastic to Play Musical Notes
By the Way, I Forgive You by Brandi Carlile. Woman sings songs of something or other. Let's find a video.
DVD
American Wrestler: The Wizard starring William Fichtner. What is with that title? I assume that the "Wizard" part is a subtitle. Anyway. Teen moves to California, has trouble fitting in, starts wrestling and wins lots of matches, and people like him.
They Live By Night starring Farley Granger. Famous 1948 crime film about a prison escapee who falls in love but is stuck with his fellow escaped convicts.
Frantz starring [French actors] and [German actors]. After World War One a German widoe finds a Frenchman leaving flowers on her German soldier husband's grave.
Fiction
The Escape Artist by Brad Meltzer. Novel about body... Alaskan wilderness... on the run... determined... trouble follows... aftermath... quiet... levels of power.
A Rogue of Her Own by Grace Burrowes. Romance paperback with rich people, high society, and such. Give it a try.
By the Way, I Forgive You by Brandi Carlile. Woman sings songs of something or other. Let's find a video.
DVD
American Wrestler: The Wizard starring William Fichtner. What is with that title? I assume that the "Wizard" part is a subtitle. Anyway. Teen moves to California, has trouble fitting in, starts wrestling and wins lots of matches, and people like him.
They Live By Night starring Farley Granger. Famous 1948 crime film about a prison escapee who falls in love but is stuck with his fellow escaped convicts.
Frantz starring [French actors] and [German actors]. After World War One a German widoe finds a Frenchman leaving flowers on her German soldier husband's grave.
Fiction
The Escape Artist by Brad Meltzer. Novel about body... Alaskan wilderness... on the run... determined... trouble follows... aftermath... quiet... levels of power.
A Rogue of Her Own by Grace Burrowes. Romance paperback with rich people, high society, and such. Give it a try.
Thursday, March 01, 2018
Romance. Mystery. Sci-Fi.
Fiction
The Masterpiece by Francine Rivers. Famous artist goes out at night to graffiti buildings. His assistant does stuff, too.
The Undertaker's Daughter by Sara Blaedel. Danish photographer Ilsa hears that her long absent father willed her a funeral home in Racine. She flies to Racine, looks through his things and finds murder.
The Hush by John Hart. The dust cover plot description is kinda vague. Let's read a quote, "'Gear's in the truck.'"
Summer Hours at the Robbers Library by Sue Halpern. Well, with a title like that how can we not buy a copy? Page 203 says, "Still, Rusty kept pulling books off the shelf and turning pages, and watching him, bent over an oversized volume of black-and-white photographs, his brown hair no longer spilling over his collar, it occurred to Kat that he liked it there in the Riverton Public Library, shabby as it was."
The Bad Daughter by Joy Fielding. Fielding lives in both Florida and Toronto. My family has been trying to decide on a summer vacation destination and I've thought about Toronto and Montreal.
Winter Sisters by Robin Oliveira. I mostly like the cover but the photo image has a horse down sled carriage being pulled crossways on a residential street. There is no room for the sled to turn that way. Oliveira lives in Seattle and knows Russian. That reminds me that Brent Ghelfi no longer writes his Volk series of crime/thriller novels based in modern Russia.
Romance
Amish Sweethearts by Amy Clipston. Amish themed romance.
Beneath the Summer Sun by Kelly Irvin. More Amish romance.
Science Fiction
Dreadful Young Ladies and Other Stories by Kelly Barnhill. A bunch of stories by author with a Newbery nomination and a World Fantasy Award. She lives in Minnesota. Has she met Anthony Neil Smith? Smith has another novel coming out later this year.
By Heresies Distressed by David Weber. "The battle for the soul of Safehold has begun."
Off Armageddon Reef by David Weber. This novel precedes the one listed above. Read them in whatever order you like. I don't care, just enjoy them.
Mystery
A Dangerous Crossing by Ausma Zehanat Khan. Canadian cops go to Greece to help a cop's relative who is accused of murder after working in Syrian refugee camp. I have no idea how to pronounce this lady's first name. She lives in Colorado. I wonder if she goes hiking.
Death in the Stars by Frances Brody. Ninth book in the Kate Shackleton series. This must be popular for nine books.
The Masterpiece by Francine Rivers. Famous artist goes out at night to graffiti buildings. His assistant does stuff, too.
The Undertaker's Daughter by Sara Blaedel. Danish photographer Ilsa hears that her long absent father willed her a funeral home in Racine. She flies to Racine, looks through his things and finds murder.
The Hush by John Hart. The dust cover plot description is kinda vague. Let's read a quote, "'Gear's in the truck.'"
Summer Hours at the Robbers Library by Sue Halpern. Well, with a title like that how can we not buy a copy? Page 203 says, "Still, Rusty kept pulling books off the shelf and turning pages, and watching him, bent over an oversized volume of black-and-white photographs, his brown hair no longer spilling over his collar, it occurred to Kat that he liked it there in the Riverton Public Library, shabby as it was."
The Bad Daughter by Joy Fielding. Fielding lives in both Florida and Toronto. My family has been trying to decide on a summer vacation destination and I've thought about Toronto and Montreal.
Winter Sisters by Robin Oliveira. I mostly like the cover but the photo image has a horse down sled carriage being pulled crossways on a residential street. There is no room for the sled to turn that way. Oliveira lives in Seattle and knows Russian. That reminds me that Brent Ghelfi no longer writes his Volk series of crime/thriller novels based in modern Russia.
Romance
Amish Sweethearts by Amy Clipston. Amish themed romance.
Beneath the Summer Sun by Kelly Irvin. More Amish romance.
Science Fiction
Dreadful Young Ladies and Other Stories by Kelly Barnhill. A bunch of stories by author with a Newbery nomination and a World Fantasy Award. She lives in Minnesota. Has she met Anthony Neil Smith? Smith has another novel coming out later this year.
By Heresies Distressed by David Weber. "The battle for the soul of Safehold has begun."
Off Armageddon Reef by David Weber. This novel precedes the one listed above. Read them in whatever order you like. I don't care, just enjoy them.
Mystery
A Dangerous Crossing by Ausma Zehanat Khan. Canadian cops go to Greece to help a cop's relative who is accused of murder after working in Syrian refugee camp. I have no idea how to pronounce this lady's first name. She lives in Colorado. I wonder if she goes hiking.
Death in the Stars by Frances Brody. Ninth book in the Kate Shackleton series. This must be popular for nine books.
NonFiction Power Pack!
NonFiction!
Jackie, Janet and Lee: the secret lives of Janet Auchincloss and her daughters Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis and Lee Radziwill by J. Randy Taraborrelli. POW! Famous rich people. BAM!
What Are We Doing Here?: essays by Marilynne Robinson. ZAM! "Robinson's peerless prose and boundless humanity are on full display." ZOOM!
Beer Lover's Wisconsin: best breweries, brewpubs, and beer bars by Kathy Flanigan. WHAM! "Brasserie V wants you to believe they are a little bit of Belgium in the state's capital." ZING!
Jackie, Janet and Lee: the secret lives of Janet Auchincloss and her daughters Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis and Lee Radziwill by J. Randy Taraborrelli. POW! Famous rich people. BAM!
What Are We Doing Here?: essays by Marilynne Robinson. ZAM! "Robinson's peerless prose and boundless humanity are on full display." ZOOM!
Beer Lover's Wisconsin: best breweries, brewpubs, and beer bars by Kathy Flanigan. WHAM! "Brasserie V wants you to believe they are a little bit of Belgium in the state's capital." ZING!
Wednesday, February 21, 2018
Book. Book. Book. Book. Book.
Fiction
The French Girl by Lexie Elliott. I read the big font on the cover and thought this was a new novel from Tana French. Nope. Six English college pals on vacation in Oxford meet a neighbor woman who disappears. Ten years later the neighbor's body is discovered and things happen.
The French Girl by Lexie Elliott. This is the exact same book but part of our Lucky Day Collection. That means the book goes right back to shelf after it is returned. The book does not fill any hold requests.
Sunburn by Laura Lippman. Who know who really enjoys Laura Lippman novels? Megan Abbott. Abbott is a Big Deal Author and I pay attention to what she says.
Death of an Honest Man by M.C. Beaton. The honest man is also a jerk. So someone killed him.
Fifty Fifty by James Patterson Literary Industries, Amalgamated and Candice Fox. Australian police officer Harriet Blue has an outburst at her brother's parole hearing and is punished by an assignment to the middle of the Outback. When the 75 person town is threatened with massacre Blue does something or other.
Large Print

DVD
The Deuce: the complete first season starring That Welsh Name Lady and That Guy Accused of Misbehavior. HBO series about the sex trade in 1971's New York's Times Square. Speaking of Megan Abbott, she wrote for this series.
Reclaiming Life: faith, hope and suicide loss.
The French Girl by Lexie Elliott. I read the big font on the cover and thought this was a new novel from Tana French. Nope. Six English college pals on vacation in Oxford meet a neighbor woman who disappears. Ten years later the neighbor's body is discovered and things happen.
The French Girl by Lexie Elliott. This is the exact same book but part of our Lucky Day Collection. That means the book goes right back to shelf after it is returned. The book does not fill any hold requests.
Sunburn by Laura Lippman. Who know who really enjoys Laura Lippman novels? Megan Abbott. Abbott is a Big Deal Author and I pay attention to what she says.
Death of an Honest Man by M.C. Beaton. The honest man is also a jerk. So someone killed him.
Fifty Fifty by James Patterson Literary Industries, Amalgamated and Candice Fox. Australian police officer Harriet Blue has an outburst at her brother's parole hearing and is punished by an assignment to the middle of the Outback. When the 75 person town is threatened with massacre Blue does something or other.
Large Print

DVD
The Deuce: the complete first season starring That Welsh Name Lady and That Guy Accused of Misbehavior. HBO series about the sex trade in 1971's New York's Times Square. Speaking of Megan Abbott, she wrote for this series.
Reclaiming Life: faith, hope and suicide loss.
Monday, February 19, 2018
Ezra Furman! Neil Finn! Steven Saylor (no relation)
Musicians Play Instruments and Sing And As Those Sounds Are Recorded and Digitized and Transferred By Industrial Ingenuity Onto Thin Plastic Discs That You Borrow From the Library.
Transangelic Exodus by Ezra Furman. American singer sings songs and plays instruments.
Out of Silence by Neil Finn. Kiwi singer sings songs and plays instruments and occasionally posts on Twitter.
Fiction
The Throne of Caesar by Steven Saylor (no relation). Steven Saylor (no relation) writes another novel set in Rome. Steven Saylor (no relation) has written some very good mysteries Featuring Gordianus the Finder. I heard the audiobook of Steven Saylor's (no relation) Roma and that was excellent as well. Steven Saylor (no relation) does a fantastic job using the history of Rome in his stories. (No relation).
DVD
The Sinner - season one starring Jessica Biel and Bearded Bill Pullman. Woman on a trip to the beach suddenly stabs a man to death.
Transangelic Exodus by Ezra Furman. American singer sings songs and plays instruments.
Out of Silence by Neil Finn. Kiwi singer sings songs and plays instruments and occasionally posts on Twitter.
Fiction
The Throne of Caesar by Steven Saylor (no relation). Steven Saylor (no relation) writes another novel set in Rome. Steven Saylor (no relation) has written some very good mysteries Featuring Gordianus the Finder. I heard the audiobook of Steven Saylor's (no relation) Roma and that was excellent as well. Steven Saylor (no relation) does a fantastic job using the history of Rome in his stories. (No relation).
DVD
The Sinner - season one starring Jessica Biel and Bearded Bill Pullman. Woman on a trip to the beach suddenly stabs a man to death.
Friday, February 16, 2018
Argy Bargy
Fiction
Poison by John Lescroat. Yarg barg targ.
White Houses by Amy Bloom. Torsher smorsher gorsher.
Night Moves by Jonathan Kellerman. Shlar gar far.
NonFiction
Wallis in Love: the untold life of the Duchess of Windsor, the woman who changed the monarchy by Andrew Morton. Fffffffffff-tibbit.
The Wisdom of Sundays: life-changing insights from super soul conversations by Oprah Winfrey. Psssss-gurp.
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Poison by John Lescroat. Yarg barg targ.
White Houses by Amy Bloom. Torsher smorsher gorsher.
Night Moves by Jonathan Kellerman. Shlar gar far.
NonFiction
Wallis in Love: the untold life of the Duchess of Windsor, the woman who changed the monarchy by Andrew Morton. Fffffffffff-tibbit.
The Wisdom of Sundays: life-changing insights from super soul conversations by Oprah Winfrey. Psssss-gurp.
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Friday, February 09, 2018
Fiction. Fashion. Photos.
Fiction
As Bright As Heaven by Susan Meissner. Is Meissner pronounced MESS-ner or MICE-ner? Young family moves to Philadelphia in 1918 and lives through the Influenza Epidemic.
In The Fall They Come Back by Robert Bausch. I like the cover but it uses that white typeface that everyone else uses. Teacher discovers he really likes and wants to teach. Three students effect him and he gets too deeply involved.
The Body in the Casket by Katherine Hall Page. Isn't that where bodies are supposed to go? Caskets? Dang, Page has nominations for the Edgar, Mary Higgins Clark, and Macavity awards. That is impressive. She did receive the Malice Domestic Award for Lifetime Achievement.
Death by Chocolate Cherry Cheesecake by Sarah Graves. "First in a new series!" says the cover. Graves lives in Maine, according to Page's bio she lives there as well.
NonFiction
The Bag Boutique: 20 beautiful and bright bags to sew by Debbie von Grabler-Crozier. Lots of pretty pictures and directions. Wait, does that mean the directions are also pretty?
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As Bright As Heaven by Susan Meissner. Is Meissner pronounced MESS-ner or MICE-ner? Young family moves to Philadelphia in 1918 and lives through the Influenza Epidemic.
In The Fall They Come Back by Robert Bausch. I like the cover but it uses that white typeface that everyone else uses. Teacher discovers he really likes and wants to teach. Three students effect him and he gets too deeply involved.
The Body in the Casket by Katherine Hall Page. Isn't that where bodies are supposed to go? Caskets? Dang, Page has nominations for the Edgar, Mary Higgins Clark, and Macavity awards. That is impressive. She did receive the Malice Domestic Award for Lifetime Achievement.
Death by Chocolate Cherry Cheesecake by Sarah Graves. "First in a new series!" says the cover. Graves lives in Maine, according to Page's bio she lives there as well.
NonFiction
The Bag Boutique: 20 beautiful and bright bags to sew by Debbie von Grabler-Crozier. Lots of pretty pictures and directions. Wait, does that mean the directions are also pretty?
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Thursday, February 08, 2018
More Critiques of Covers and Photos
Fiction
The Largess of the Sea Maiden by Denis Johnson. I like the cover art, it is very simple. Author photo is in black and white and looks like it is from 1984.
Beneath the Sugar Sky by Seanan McGuire. The cover art is not my style. The author photo is head and shoulder shot with nice color.
Next Year in Havana by Chanel Cleeton. The cover photos is too pink for me. Author photo is black and white and printed on the inside pages. Printing on those inside end pages means the photo quality is never that good.
City of Endless Night by Preston and Child. Cover art is too blue for me. The photo of the two authors has them in black clothes against a black background. Their heads are floating.
Mood Indigo by Ed Ifkovic. The cover is nice. Not great, but nice. Author is a head and shoulder shot that looks like a standard business guy photo. Ifkovic is a neat name. The word seems like a mix between Polish and something like Xhosa.
Tarnished City by Vic James. Cover art has too much going on for me. Author photo is a very nicely lit black and white. Best photo so far.
Atomic City Girls by Janet Beard. Cover art is nice. I like the images. Author photo is a teeny tiny color image on the back cover. Beard lives in Columbus, OH. They are supposed to have a nice library system.
How to Stop Time by Matt Haig. This is my favorite cover. Author photo is nicely done with good color.
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The Largess of the Sea Maiden by Denis Johnson. I like the cover art, it is very simple. Author photo is in black and white and looks like it is from 1984.
Beneath the Sugar Sky by Seanan McGuire. The cover art is not my style. The author photo is head and shoulder shot with nice color.
Next Year in Havana by Chanel Cleeton. The cover photos is too pink for me. Author photo is black and white and printed on the inside pages. Printing on those inside end pages means the photo quality is never that good.
City of Endless Night by Preston and Child. Cover art is too blue for me. The photo of the two authors has them in black clothes against a black background. Their heads are floating.
Mood Indigo by Ed Ifkovic. The cover is nice. Not great, but nice. Author is a head and shoulder shot that looks like a standard business guy photo. Ifkovic is a neat name. The word seems like a mix between Polish and something like Xhosa.
Tarnished City by Vic James. Cover art has too much going on for me. Author photo is a very nicely lit black and white. Best photo so far.
Atomic City Girls by Janet Beard. Cover art is nice. I like the images. Author photo is a teeny tiny color image on the back cover. Beard lives in Columbus, OH. They are supposed to have a nice library system.
How to Stop Time by Matt Haig. This is my favorite cover. Author photo is nicely done with good color.
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Wednesday, February 07, 2018
Patterson, again. Other big names
Patterson
The 6th Target by James Patterson Literary Industries Amalgamated and Maxine Paetro. I do not know how to pronounce Paetro. Let's see if we have any non-Patterson novels by her in the system... Looks like one or two. She's been collaborating with Patterson for a long time now.
Fiction
An American Marriage by Tayari Jones. Newlyweds visit the husband's family and he is arrested and convicted for something he did not do. When his conviction is overturned after five years the wife has a lot of trouble adjusting.
A Death in Live Oak by James Grippando. I've never read a Grippando book. According to the author bio he has written 26 novels. That's a lot of novels. But, nothing compared to Joyce Carol Oates. Speaking of...
Beautiful Days by Joyce Carol Oates. I'm not sure if I ever read a Oates novel either. I started to read The Corn Maiden by Oates and was way too creeped out to continue the story. I suppose that speaks to Oates's skill.
Look For Me by Lisa Gardener. Man, Gardner has a wicked sharp looking author photo. She sells a lot books. Let me take a look at her bib and see what I've read... dang. I've not read any of her novels either. Maybe I should branch out. Right now I am reading a John McFetridge novel. It is the second novel in the Eddie Dougherty series set in 1970s Montreal and I really love the setting. It is freaking great.
The 6th Target by James Patterson Literary Industries Amalgamated and Maxine Paetro. I do not know how to pronounce Paetro. Let's see if we have any non-Patterson novels by her in the system... Looks like one or two. She's been collaborating with Patterson for a long time now.
Fiction
An American Marriage by Tayari Jones. Newlyweds visit the husband's family and he is arrested and convicted for something he did not do. When his conviction is overturned after five years the wife has a lot of trouble adjusting.
A Death in Live Oak by James Grippando. I've never read a Grippando book. According to the author bio he has written 26 novels. That's a lot of novels. But, nothing compared to Joyce Carol Oates. Speaking of...
Beautiful Days by Joyce Carol Oates. I'm not sure if I ever read a Oates novel either. I started to read The Corn Maiden by Oates and was way too creeped out to continue the story. I suppose that speaks to Oates's skill.
Look For Me by Lisa Gardener. Man, Gardner has a wicked sharp looking author photo. She sells a lot books. Let me take a look at her bib and see what I've read... dang. I've not read any of her novels either. Maybe I should branch out. Right now I am reading a John McFetridge novel. It is the second novel in the Eddie Dougherty series set in 1970s Montreal and I really love the setting. It is freaking great.
Monday, February 05, 2018
Hillbilly Odditorium
Fiction
Hillbilly Rockstar by Lorelei James. James's romance novels do well. This is from the Blacktop Cowboys series. I don't know the difference in the series, I'm just writing what is on the cover.
NonFiction
The Odditorium: the tricksters, eccentrics, deviants and inventors whose obsessions changed the world by David Bramwell and Jo Keeling. I think these are the guys I heard on BBC radio. I often listen to 6 Music when at my desk.
Hillbilly Rockstar by Lorelei James. James's romance novels do well. This is from the Blacktop Cowboys series. I don't know the difference in the series, I'm just writing what is on the cover.
NonFiction
The Odditorium: the tricksters, eccentrics, deviants and inventors whose obsessions changed the world by David Bramwell and Jo Keeling. I think these are the guys I heard on BBC radio. I often listen to 6 Music when at my desk.
Friday, February 02, 2018
Deceivers of Nature
Fiction
The Deceivers by Alex Berenson. What does Berenson write? spy thrillers? Let's see... Yep, this one is about terrorists, sleeper agents, Russian coups, other stuff, things.
Force of Nature by Jane Harper. Oh, this cannot go on the shelf until February 6. Five co-workers go into the woods. Four co-workers come out. The cop investigating the disappearance is doubly interested because the missing woman was his whistle-blower witness.
Still Me by Jojo Moyes. This woman's books sure are popular. I don't like the covers though. I am shallow. Moyes author photo has her wearing a scarf so I assume it was cold out. But, who knows? Maybe the photographer was convincing her to try something out.
The Pope of Palm Beach by Tim Dorsey. Something about a guy who loves Florida weirdness and stirs up trouble and death. Dorsey's author photo does not have a scarf.
The Great Alone by Kristin Hannah. I'm split on the cover. I like it and i don't like it. Hannah has a lot of reading fans, too,like Moyes. Her author bio says she lives in the Pacific Northwest. What area does that encompass? I generally just think of Washington state. But, I suppose that could cover Northern California into British Columbia. No scarf in author photo.
Large Print
No scarf.

Audiobooks on CD
Fire and Fury: inside the Trump White House by Michael Wolff. 10CDs at 12 hours. "Tells the riveting story of how Trump launched a tenure as volatile and fiery as the man himself."
The Deceivers by Alex Berenson. What does Berenson write? spy thrillers? Let's see... Yep, this one is about terrorists, sleeper agents, Russian coups, other stuff, things.
Force of Nature by Jane Harper. Oh, this cannot go on the shelf until February 6. Five co-workers go into the woods. Four co-workers come out. The cop investigating the disappearance is doubly interested because the missing woman was his whistle-blower witness.
Still Me by Jojo Moyes. This woman's books sure are popular. I don't like the covers though. I am shallow. Moyes author photo has her wearing a scarf so I assume it was cold out. But, who knows? Maybe the photographer was convincing her to try something out.
The Pope of Palm Beach by Tim Dorsey. Something about a guy who loves Florida weirdness and stirs up trouble and death. Dorsey's author photo does not have a scarf.
The Great Alone by Kristin Hannah. I'm split on the cover. I like it and i don't like it. Hannah has a lot of reading fans, too,like Moyes. Her author bio says she lives in the Pacific Northwest. What area does that encompass? I generally just think of Washington state. But, I suppose that could cover Northern California into British Columbia. No scarf in author photo.
Large Print
No scarf.

Audiobooks on CD
Fire and Fury: inside the Trump White House by Michael Wolff. 10CDs at 12 hours. "Tells the riveting story of how Trump launched a tenure as volatile and fiery as the man himself."
Monday, January 22, 2018
Fire and Fury and Anthony Neil Smith
NonFiction
Grant by Ron Chernow. New biography on the Army General and two term President. 959 pages. Has a photo section.
Fire and Fury: inside the Trump White House by Michael Wolff. Rushed to print and a best seller. No photo section.
Fiction
Fall From Grace by Danielle Steel. I've written before and I'll write it again: I want to put an "E" at the end of Steel.
The Mitford Murders by Jessica Fellowes. Mystery set in 1920 England. Which, of course, means rich people and a country estate.
Dark In Death by J.D. Robb. Page 79 says, " Eve grabbed a glide, then wove her way through people who obviously weren't in any damn hurry."
Hell Bent by Gregg Hurwitz. I've not yet read a Hurwitz novel. I've been busy. Dust cover bio says Hurwitz lives in Los Angeles. Author photo is him leaning on a chain link fence that is as high as his midriff. He's wearing a black t-shirt. Black t-shirts seem like a very "L.A. thing". Not that I would know. I only visited Los Angeles once and that was back in 1993 and was only 2-3 days.
Anthony Neil Smith
Nothing new from Smith. I'm just seeing if he is paying attention. We own his print books, give'em a look.
Grant by Ron Chernow. New biography on the Army General and two term President. 959 pages. Has a photo section.
Fire and Fury: inside the Trump White House by Michael Wolff. Rushed to print and a best seller. No photo section.
Fiction
Fall From Grace by Danielle Steel. I've written before and I'll write it again: I want to put an "E" at the end of Steel.
The Mitford Murders by Jessica Fellowes. Mystery set in 1920 England. Which, of course, means rich people and a country estate.
Dark In Death by J.D. Robb. Page 79 says, " Eve grabbed a glide, then wove her way through people who obviously weren't in any damn hurry."
Hell Bent by Gregg Hurwitz. I've not yet read a Hurwitz novel. I've been busy. Dust cover bio says Hurwitz lives in Los Angeles. Author photo is him leaning on a chain link fence that is as high as his midriff. He's wearing a black t-shirt. Black t-shirts seem like a very "L.A. thing". Not that I would know. I only visited Los Angeles once and that was back in 1993 and was only 2-3 days.
Anthony Neil Smith
Nothing new from Smith. I'm just seeing if he is paying attention. We own his print books, give'em a look.
Wednesday, January 17, 2018
Bruce Campbell! On DVD!
DVD
Ash Vs. Evil Dead starring Bruce Campbell. Second season of the sensational show. We also have season one.
DVD and BluRay
American Assassin starring Dylan O'Brien and Michael Keaton. Bang. Bang-bang. Pow! [Explosion!] Slashing-knifing. Boom! Bang!
Detroit starring FN-2187. FN-2187 pretends to be a Detroit Police Officer before and during the riots.
Logan Lucky starring Kylo Ren and James Bond. Kylo Ren and his brother recruit James Bond to help them rob a NASCAR race.
Valerian starring Dane DeHaan amd Cara Delevingne. Actors with names that are difficult for me to spell make faces in front of a green screen and pretend to see monsters.
Dunkirk starring [English]. English people organize an emergency evacuation of France. After centuries of fighting in France you'd think the English would have had it figured out by 1939.
Hitman's Bodyguard starring Mace Windu and a Canadian. Canadian has to escort a murderer for hire to court.
IT starring A clown lives a misunderstood life.
Ash Vs. Evil Dead starring Bruce Campbell. Second season of the sensational show. We also have season one.
DVD and BluRay
American Assassin starring Dylan O'Brien and Michael Keaton. Bang. Bang-bang. Pow! [Explosion!] Slashing-knifing. Boom! Bang!
Detroit starring FN-2187. FN-2187 pretends to be a Detroit Police Officer before and during the riots.
Logan Lucky starring Kylo Ren and James Bond. Kylo Ren and his brother recruit James Bond to help them rob a NASCAR race.
Valerian starring Dane DeHaan amd Cara Delevingne. Actors with names that are difficult for me to spell make faces in front of a green screen and pretend to see monsters.
Dunkirk starring [English]. English people organize an emergency evacuation of France. After centuries of fighting in France you'd think the English would have had it figured out by 1939.
Hitman's Bodyguard starring Mace Windu and a Canadian. Canadian has to escort a murderer for hire to court.
IT starring A clown lives a misunderstood life.
Tuesday, January 16, 2018
Four Books
Fiction
Fools and Mortals by Bernard Cornwell. I've not read a Cornwell book in a while. A novel about William Shakespeare's brother, Richard. I bet there are sword fights.
Take by Christopher Reich. Doesn't Reich do corporate and financial intrigue novels? According to the dust cover he lives in Encinitas. I wonder how his house faired in the recent fires.
City of Endless Night by Preston and Child. Cover image is tinged blue. The author photo is the two dudes posing in black shirts against a black background.
The Girls in the Picture by Melanie Benjamin. No idea what this is. I'll look... Woman leaves for 1914 Los Angeles, becomes successful screenwriter, makes pals with Marion Pickford, both have love affair troubles.
Fools and Mortals by Bernard Cornwell. I've not read a Cornwell book in a while. A novel about William Shakespeare's brother, Richard. I bet there are sword fights.
Take by Christopher Reich. Doesn't Reich do corporate and financial intrigue novels? According to the dust cover he lives in Encinitas. I wonder how his house faired in the recent fires.
City of Endless Night by Preston and Child. Cover image is tinged blue. The author photo is the two dudes posing in black shirts against a black background.
The Girls in the Picture by Melanie Benjamin. No idea what this is. I'll look... Woman leaves for 1914 Los Angeles, becomes successful screenwriter, makes pals with Marion Pickford, both have love affair troubles.
Monday, January 15, 2018
Thursday, January 11, 2018
Fiction!
Fiction!
Operator Down by Brad Thor. Fiction with shootouts!
The Wife Between Us by Greer Hendricks and Sarah Pekkanen. Fiction with love triangle!
Obama Inheritance: fifteen stories of conspiracy noir edited by Gary Phillips. Fiction that includes a story by Anthony Neil Smith!
The English Wife by Lauren Willig. Fiction by woman who writes lots of novels!
It by Stephen King. Fiction to replace our worn out copy of Fiction!
Operator Down by Brad Thor. Fiction with shootouts!
The Wife Between Us by Greer Hendricks and Sarah Pekkanen. Fiction with love triangle!
Obama Inheritance: fifteen stories of conspiracy noir edited by Gary Phillips. Fiction that includes a story by Anthony Neil Smith!
The English Wife by Lauren Willig. Fiction by woman who writes lots of novels!
It by Stephen King. Fiction to replace our worn out copy of Fiction!
Noise, Flashing Lights, Printed Words
A Musical Experience is Presented For Your Ears Through the Skill of Musicians and the Magic of Electrons
Twin Peaks: Music from the limited event series. Musicians play a variety of songs to enhance your cinematic experience of a TV show.
DVD
Preacher: season two starring Dominic Cooper, Ruth Negga, Joseph Gilgun. I watched season one of this show and it was pretty good.
The Dark Tower starring Idris ELba and Matthew McConaughey. Gunman hunts the devil. I think.
Large Print

Twin Peaks: Music from the limited event series. Musicians play a variety of songs to enhance your cinematic experience of a TV show.
DVD
Preacher: season two starring Dominic Cooper, Ruth Negga, Joseph Gilgun. I watched season one of this show and it was pretty good.
The Dark Tower starring Idris ELba and Matthew McConaughey. Gunman hunts the devil. I think.
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Freshly Dropped On the Floor
NonFiction
I personally attest that all but two of these nonfiction items were professionally dropped on the floor by a Professional Librarian professionally trained in book dropping.
Hail to the Chin: further confessions of a B Movie Actor by Bruce Campbell. Mr. Campbell tells tales of treachery and terror in low-budget movie making.
Sisters First: stories from our wild and wonderful life by Jenna Bush Hager and Barbara Pierce Bush. Former Bushes tell tales of treachery and terror in the White House.
The Odyssey of Echo Company: the 1968 Tet Offensive and the epic battle to survive the Vietnam War by Doug Stanton. Mr. Stanton tells tales of treachery and terror in Vietnam.
We Were Eight Years in Power by Ta-Nehisi Coates. Mr. Coates tells of treachery and terror in modern politics.
Montaigne in Barn Boots: an amateur ambles through philosophy by Michael Perry. Mr. Perry tells tales of treachery and terror with chickens.
A World Ablaze: the rise of Martin Luther and the birth of the reformation by Craig Harline. Mr. Harline tells tales of treachery and terror in medieval Germany.
What the Qur'an Meant and Why it Matters by Garry Wills. Mr. Wills tells tales of treachery and terror in the aftermath of winning a Pulitzer.
How the Right Lost it's Mind by Charles J. Sykes. Mr. Sykes tells tales of treachery and terror in the Milwaukee radio market.
The Man From the Train: the solving of a century-old serial killer mystery by Bill James. Mr. James tells tales of treachery and terror about when he gets mistaken for the Bill James that writes mysteries.
We're Going to Need More Wine by Gabrielle Union. Ms. Union tells tales of treachery and terror about how some libraries classify this book with the short stories section of NonFic.
Nomadland: surviving America in the Twenty-First Century by Jessica Bruder. Ms. Bruder tells tales of treachery and terror as homeless retirees go from temp job to temp job.
Smitten Kitchen Every Day: triumphant and unfussy new favorites by Deb Perelman. Ms. Perelman tells tales of treachery and terror of having to explain she is not related to Ron Perlman.
The Make-Ahead Kitchen by Annalise Thomas. Ms. Thomas tells tales of treachery and terror when dealing about raw chicken meat.
Life In A Northern Town: cooking, eating and other adventures along the Lake Superior by Mary Dougherty. Ms. Dougherty tells tales of treachery and terror about trying to navigate summertime traffic in Bayfield, WI.
I personally attest that all but two of these nonfiction items were professionally dropped on the floor by a Professional Librarian professionally trained in book dropping.
Hail to the Chin: further confessions of a B Movie Actor by Bruce Campbell. Mr. Campbell tells tales of treachery and terror in low-budget movie making.
Sisters First: stories from our wild and wonderful life by Jenna Bush Hager and Barbara Pierce Bush. Former Bushes tell tales of treachery and terror in the White House.
The Odyssey of Echo Company: the 1968 Tet Offensive and the epic battle to survive the Vietnam War by Doug Stanton. Mr. Stanton tells tales of treachery and terror in Vietnam.
We Were Eight Years in Power by Ta-Nehisi Coates. Mr. Coates tells of treachery and terror in modern politics.
Montaigne in Barn Boots: an amateur ambles through philosophy by Michael Perry. Mr. Perry tells tales of treachery and terror with chickens.
A World Ablaze: the rise of Martin Luther and the birth of the reformation by Craig Harline. Mr. Harline tells tales of treachery and terror in medieval Germany.
What the Qur'an Meant and Why it Matters by Garry Wills. Mr. Wills tells tales of treachery and terror in the aftermath of winning a Pulitzer.
How the Right Lost it's Mind by Charles J. Sykes. Mr. Sykes tells tales of treachery and terror in the Milwaukee radio market.
The Man From the Train: the solving of a century-old serial killer mystery by Bill James. Mr. James tells tales of treachery and terror about when he gets mistaken for the Bill James that writes mysteries.
We're Going to Need More Wine by Gabrielle Union. Ms. Union tells tales of treachery and terror about how some libraries classify this book with the short stories section of NonFic.
Nomadland: surviving America in the Twenty-First Century by Jessica Bruder. Ms. Bruder tells tales of treachery and terror as homeless retirees go from temp job to temp job.
Smitten Kitchen Every Day: triumphant and unfussy new favorites by Deb Perelman. Ms. Perelman tells tales of treachery and terror of having to explain she is not related to Ron Perlman.
The Make-Ahead Kitchen by Annalise Thomas. Ms. Thomas tells tales of treachery and terror when dealing about raw chicken meat.
Life In A Northern Town: cooking, eating and other adventures along the Lake Superior by Mary Dougherty. Ms. Dougherty tells tales of treachery and terror about trying to navigate summertime traffic in Bayfield, WI.
Monday, January 08, 2018
Books and Photos. Photos and Books.
Fiction
Robicheaux by James Lee Burke. Another mystery novel featuring Dave Robicheaux in Lousiana. Does Burke's daughter teach full-time? Because she publishes regularly and that's a full-time job already.
The Woman in the Window by A.J. Finn. I wonder if this is a pen name. The author bio never uses a gender pronoun and the bio is skimpy. I guess I could go to the Twitter, Facebook and Instagram links. But, I don't want to.
Promise Not To Tell by Jayne Ann Krentz. Is Krentz the one posing with her small dogs for her author photo? Let's check... Nope. Krentz is Amanda Quick. I'm not sure which name is her real name. Or, if both names are pen names. There is another woman who uses a few pen names. I can picture her face but cannot remember her name. She writes romances, romantic mysteries, and sets one series in a futuristic Dallas. I think.
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Photos
Crumbling concrete care requires competent and quick repair. These are the front stairs. Good thing they were already slated for replacement.


A fitting bookmark. A piece of cardboard from a box of .22LR that I found in a book on gun care.

Someone left this in the library.

Robicheaux by James Lee Burke. Another mystery novel featuring Dave Robicheaux in Lousiana. Does Burke's daughter teach full-time? Because she publishes regularly and that's a full-time job already.
The Woman in the Window by A.J. Finn. I wonder if this is a pen name. The author bio never uses a gender pronoun and the bio is skimpy. I guess I could go to the Twitter, Facebook and Instagram links. But, I don't want to.
Promise Not To Tell by Jayne Ann Krentz. Is Krentz the one posing with her small dogs for her author photo? Let's check... Nope. Krentz is Amanda Quick. I'm not sure which name is her real name. Or, if both names are pen names. There is another woman who uses a few pen names. I can picture her face but cannot remember her name. She writes romances, romantic mysteries, and sets one series in a futuristic Dallas. I think.
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Photos
Crumbling concrete care requires competent and quick repair. These are the front stairs. Good thing they were already slated for replacement.


A fitting bookmark. A piece of cardboard from a box of .22LR that I found in a book on gun care.

Someone left this in the library.

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